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I'll keep this here for a couple weeks and then take it down.

Right Click and open is easiest I find. All of you nonPC heathens, figure it out yourself

Addendum, how many different themes can you pick out?

Listening to it now.

Great stuff.

*Thumbs up*

I reckon the tunes are (in order):

CE3K,
Star Wars
CE3K
Jaws
Jurassic Park
Indiana Jones
Star Wars.

Did I miss any?

I don't think they used the SW theme at all.

This is the complete list. Complete with blank space

-Close Encounters
-Indiana Jones
-Superman
-E.T.
-Jaws
-Jurassic Park
-Indiana Jones (again)
-???

The complete lyrics:

[Tune: CE3K]
You must use the force! (repeated)

[Tune: Indiana Jones]
(Long time ago, far far away)
(Long time ago, far far away)
Kiss a wookiee, kick a droid
Fly the Falcon through an asteroid
'Til the Princess is annoyed!
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!
Come and help me Obi Wan!
X-Wing Fighter and a blaster gun
Dance with Ewoks, oh what fun!
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!

[Tune: Superman]
Get in there you big furry oaf!
I couldn't care less what you smell!
I take orders from only me
Maybe you'd like it back in your cell your highness?
Your worshipfulness, your highness, your worshipfulness!

No one cares if you upset a droid (nobody cares if you upset a droid!)
That's because droids don't tear your arms out of sockets!
I suggest a new strategy, let the wookiee win.
That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid!

[Tune: E.T.]
Now we listen to Luke whining (one more season, one more season...)
I was going to go to Tashi Station for power converters.
Now I guess I'm going nowhere.
It just isn't fair!

[Tune: Jaws]
Wookiee!
Wookiee!
Wookiee!
Wookiee!
Wookiee!
Wookiee!
Someone move this walking carpet! (Wookiee! Wookiee!)
Someone move this walking carpet!
Someone move this walking carpet (Wookiee! Wookiee!)
Someone move this walking carpet
(Kiss your brother, kiss your brother...)
Princess Leia
Well I guess you don't know anything about women!
(Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?)

[Tune: Jurassic Park]
Luke, I'm your father (that's not true!)
It is useless to resist (My hand!)
Come with me my son we will rule! (I'll never join you!)
Search your feelings it is true!
So you have a twin sister who
Obi Wan was wise to hide? (is that Leia?)
If you will not turn then perhaps she will
Give in to your hate.
You are mine!

[Tune: Indiana Jones]
(Long time ago, far far away)
(Long time ago, far far away)
Kiss a wookiee, kick a droid
Fly the Falcon through an asteroid
'Til the Princess is annoyed!
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it, it's true!
Episode three! (coming in)
2005!
So let's go stand in line,
'Cuase it's almost the time (Join the dark side!)
May the force be with you all
(John Williams is the man!)

Bohemianfey: This is beyond hilarious.
Thanks a bunch!!!

I'm willing to bet moderate amounts of money that the melody at the end is the trailing edge of the Indiana Jones anthem.

EDIT: /Martin Ricks voice
I hope nobody saw us...
/Martin Ricks voice

Holy shit... and those are all John Williams themes too!!

Thats going to be going through my head all day at work tomorow....

This so seriously made my day

Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou!

That was quite bizarre, but it was enjoyable to listen to. Luckily, it's not stuck in my head, or at least yet.

Fey, you are a God. In a gender-neutral kind of way. Thanks.

Tehehe I new that this thing belonged here.

InnerBrat wrote: [Tune: who knows?]
Episode three! (coming in)
2005!
So let's go stand in line,
'Cuase it's almost the time (Join the dark side!)
May the force be with you all
(John Williams is the man!)

The tune is still Indiana Jones. The final movement before the closure. Funny stuff.

Oh my god this hilarious...

Chardok wrote:Fey, you are a God. In a gender-neutral kind of way. Thanks.

Why do you think she goes by Dei sometimes? (If you don't get it, go forth and study Latin. )

Old Plympto wrote:

InnerBrat wrote: [Tune: who knows?]
Episode three! (coming in)
2005!
So let's go stand in line,
'Cuase it's almost the time (Join the dark side!)
May the force be with you all
(John Williams is the man!)

The tune is still Indiana Jones. The final movement before the closure. Funny stuff.

I just listened to it, so I agree. Didn't remember that part, odd.

Awesome. That made my night.

StormtrooperOfDeath wrote:Awesome. That made my night.

Glad to be of service, but I could have sworn I sent it to you before.

Bohemianfey, I may never be able to listen to Raider's March again without hearing those words. I've been randomly playing this all evening.
Thanks again. You absolutely planet *!!!







*main entry: planet
Pronounciation: planet
Function:verb, superlative of rock
See: good,better, best
See also: asteroid (comparative)