I seem to have missed something...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 01:51am

WTF is so ba about KJA?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-11 01:53am

Well he basically has no idea of plotting or characterizations.

He has morons on both sides calling the shots and has the Solo children pull things that would make Yoda bow.

He literally made up things so that instead of a compententence the Empire was basically a bunch of morons who got luckier then the Rebllion did, on a great many things.

I could go on...but since my knowledge gets rusty I'll let someone else rip into this overrated hack they call KJA.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 01:57am

Ghost Rider wrote:Well he basically has no idea of plotting or characterizations.

*shudder* Nuff said.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2002-11-11 01:19pm

Although to my best knowledge I've never read anything that KJA has written for SW, after being deftly warned by several friends I made an oathe to my mental stability never to touch a single piece of it.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-11 01:31pm

He killed Crix Nadine.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 01:32pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:He killed Crix Nadine.

And hat means what to me?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-11 01:39pm

Crix Nadine is a Canon Star Wars character, from Return of the Jedi.

And KJA just kills him, with Durga the Hutt shooting him.

Loose the attitude problem.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-11 01:42pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Crix Nadine is a Canon Star Wars character, from Return of the Jedi.

And KJA just kills him, with Durga the Hutt shooting him.

Loose the attitude problem.

Well, I'm sorry I haven't read the books yet.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-11-11 01:49pm

Shudder KJA makes my writing look very very good. And I've been writing for oh... 2 months.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-11-11 02:00pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Crix Nadine is a Canon Star Wars character, from Return of the Jedi.

And KJA just kills him, with Durga the Hutt shooting him.

Which one from RoTJ is Nadine? A guy? Girl? Alien?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-11 02:05pm

The Human male that Ackbar introduces. He's the one that reports the portion of the plot that uses the Tyderium.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-11 02:20pm

And he killed him for no freaking reason. It wasn't even NECESSARY.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-11 02:27pm

Damn straight. It was even worse than the method he chose to destroy the Dark Saber.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-11 02:29pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Damn straight. It was even worse than the method he chose to destroy the Dark Saber.

Ugh. Let's not even get STARTED.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-11 04:44pm

Darksaber. Ugh. Death Star superlaser destroyed by asteroids. Was that lame, or what?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-11 04:46pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Darksaber. Ugh. Death Star superlaser destroyed by asteroids. Was that lame, or what?

Dumb as hell. Not to mention how an SSD in orbit around a moon when it loses engines suddenly gets pulled awy towards the planet.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-11 05:25pm

What the fuck is the point of having a Death Star weapon if it's not even going to be used?

Jesus, that fucking pissed me off. I almost threw the book down in frustration when I read that.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-11 05:28pm

What pissed me off was the the thing was TOTALLY unarmed. No guns? BULLSHIT! What self-respecting Hutt lord would build an unarmed superlaser? Bullshit.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2002-11-11 06:44pm

Hutts had access to second-rate starfighters and small cap ships. They also had access to second-rate turbolasers.

Darksabre was pure bullshit.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-11 07:11pm

And the way Knight Hammer was killed off sucked too. Destroyed by a lone woman, without the Force. Right.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2002-11-11 07:16pm

Wouldn't the Empire had hazmat crews for dealing with damaged fighters w/ radiation leaks? Aren't fucking stormtroopers acquitely protected for that purpose?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-11 07:22pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Wouldn't the Empire had hazmat crews for dealing with damaged fighters w/ radiation leaks? Aren't fucking stormtroopers acquitely protected for that purpose?

Yes, they have Iso. suits. KJA is an idiot, that's all.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-13 06:32pm

Out of all the tihngd he did, what do you thikn was the worst? I'd go with the inconsistency and dumb plot devices.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2002-11-14 05:21am

What SW books has he writen?

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-14 05:30am

The "Jedi Academy" Trilogy was his first foray IIRC. He also wrote Darksaber. That's all I know. That's all I WANT to know.