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EP2 opening crawl as written by Jar Jar

Posted: 2004-11-26 08:54pm
by Winston Blake
http://www.concreteelephant.com/Pictures/swe2.htm

With the music going, I just couldn't help but laugh out loud by the time it got halfway through.

"Make sure you've got your speakers on too, we spent a lot of spittle creating the tune."

Posted: 2004-11-26 09:54pm
by Enforcer Talen
oh my god.

Posted: 2004-11-26 09:57pm
by wautd
Erm... i'm drunk as I'm writing this and I still dont find this funny :?

Posted: 2004-11-26 10:02pm
by Winston Blake
Well i thought it was pretty funny... :oops:

Posted: 2004-11-26 10:31pm
by Tychu
So Jar Jar is Jewish...

Posted: 2004-11-27 01:11am
by President Sharky
Holy shit, that was funny, yet extremely fucked up. :lol:

WTF did the crawl say, I couldn't understand a damn thing.

Posted: 2004-11-27 01:42am
by Admiral Drason
Was Jar Jar speaking German at the end?

I thought it was very funny. :)

Posted: 2004-11-27 01:47am
by Pcm979
"Sumsink ist vaiting für itz opportunity to annexe ze Südatenland..."

I'd say so. ROFL and so forth. :lol:

Posted: 2004-11-27 03:59pm
by Xenophobe3691
For Confucious say man who walk with head in clouds not notice when he step in shit...

Wow, that was kinda funny...

Posted: 2004-11-28 06:02pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
The various dialects in each paragraph where good for a chuckle or two, but what really made me laugh for some reason was their rendition of the Star Wars theme.

Posted: 2004-11-28 06:23pm
by Joe
'where am dat watermelon, massuh?'

Jesus... :lol:

Posted: 2004-11-28 07:36pm
by The Silence and I
:D :lol: That was freaky, but good!