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Posted: **2005-05-05 02:23pm**

Posted: **2005-05-05 03:31pm**

I just checked it out, although I still haven't been able to find a working one to trim my hedges...

Posted: **2005-05-05 03:43pm**

That's hillarious indeed.

"A lightsaber can help convince an assailant that no means no."

Posted: **2005-05-05 04:02pm**

"Lighting a cigarette" Bwahahaha.

Posted: **2005-05-05 04:42pm**

The big advantage of using a lightsaber, of course, is that you can both cut and toast the bagel in one stroke.

Pure gold.

Posted: **2005-05-05 05:09pm**

Heating Coffee?!?!?!

Posted: **2005-05-05 05:49pm**

Don't have a lightsaber? How will you defend yourself against the Sith? Click here to select the model that's right for you.

I love how the link takes you to a Walmart site.

Posted: **2005-05-05 10:03pm**

That just made my day

"It's like cutting through a banana with a machete!"

Posted: **2005-05-05 10:21pm**

For claiming to explain how a lightsaber works, it sure didn't do a good job. Where's the list of household parts I can build it from?

Posted: **2005-05-05 10:22pm**

It just stole one of WEG's explanations, AFAIK...

Posted: **2005-05-06 02:56am**

Cleary it works via putting a handfull of magic into a metal casing, and viola! Working lightsaber.

How Lightsabers Work!