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"The Star War is Satan's tool"
Posted: 2005-05-23 02:01am
by KhyronTheBackstabber
This is teh funny
Since 1999 we warned that the end times will be upon us with THE SEVENTH SEQUEL – and that time is now.
I don't know if this guy can't count, or he thinks there's gonna be another movie, but at less we now know why GL decided to go with six movies... the seventh would have doomed all mankind.
Posted: 2005-05-23 02:07am
by Darth Wong
I think it's a bit over-the-top. It's too easy to tell that it's a satire, and that's normally quite difficult with satires of fundie extremists.
Posted: 2005-05-23 02:36am
by Grand Moff Yenchin
From
CAP alert:
Offense to God (O)
cowardice at the expense of others
"The Chosen One - the prophecy says"
lust for power to heal and defeat death
"You fool!"
use of "magic" to levitate, to control others and to do harm
using evil for good
lust for power
"learned" immortality
Posted: 2005-05-23 02:50pm
by Kane Starkiller
This site is great!
"The attack on the Death Star is like sperm trying to impregnate an ovum"
and this:
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http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/c3gayo.jpg
Posted: 2005-05-23 03:02pm
by Lord Zentei
First: If you beleive in the Force, you will go to Hell.
Then: Jesus is the Force.
I see.
