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Parade of unfortunate Star Wars costumes.
Posted: 2005-05-23 04:33pm
by Perinquus
The Parade of Unfortunate Star Wars Costumes
Some of these are hilarious.
But this one's got to be the worst:
The captions are pretty good too. I especially like this one:
Here's to another year of virginity! Cheers!
Posted: 2005-05-23 04:41pm
by Mark S
Words I never, ever wanted to go through my brain: "This picture is making me feel a bit aroused by Boba Fett."
Posted: 2005-05-23 04:48pm
by LordChaos
I have to say that the female storm trooper was rather, umm... "wtf?"
Posted: 2005-05-23 04:50pm
by Stormbringer
There are some truly unfortunate people in that, that's all I have to say.
Posted: 2005-05-23 04:54pm
by Petrosjko
Mark S wrote:Words I never, ever wanted to go through my brain: "This picture is making me feel a bit aroused by Boba Fett."
Me too. Damn.
Posted: 2005-05-23 04:57pm
by Molyneux
Petrosjko wrote:Mark S wrote:Words I never, ever wanted to go through my brain: "This picture is making me feel a bit aroused by Boba Fett."
<snip pic>
Me too. Damn.
Boba-femme, I see?
Hotter than I would have thought.
Not all fans are bad.
Posted: 2005-05-23 04:58pm
by Darth Raptor
THIS Death star can't wait for a one-man fighter to maneuver straight down his trench and skim the surface. The target area is a small thermal exhaust port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction.
BWAHAHA!!!
Posted: 2005-05-23 05:45pm
by Joe
The girl in the Leia getup is pretty attractive. I'd hit it.
Posted: 2005-05-23 05:55pm
by SCVN 2812
Good sampling of the light side and dark side of Star Wars fandom.
I think I may have to agree with the author's choice of the most unfortunate Star Wars costume....
Posted: 2005-05-23 06:00pm
by Robert Walper
Petrosjko wrote:Mark S wrote:Words I never, ever wanted to go through my brain: "This picture is making me feel a bit aroused by Boba Fett."
Me too. Damn.
*snip female Fett outift*
No kidding! *drools*
Posted: 2005-05-23 06:11pm
by felineki
That female Boba Fett getup is actually pretty cute. The yellow color looks nice.
The short Stromtrooper was pretty amusing, as was "Grape Juice" Chewie.
And while the Death Star costume is pretty cruddy-looking, you have to give some major points for originality and uniqueness there. It's definitely a breath of fresh air among the myriads of Vaders, Stormies, and Fetts.
The female Stormie is amusing in a bizzare sorta way... complete with heels.
My favorite caption:
"Oh, Royal Guard. That's the last time we let you guard a box of doughnuts!"
Runner up would be the one comparing a rather strange Chewbacca to a gorilla in a Benny Hill skit.
Posted: 2005-05-23 06:25pm
by YT300000
You know they just bussed that one Sandperson in to meet quotas.
I also love how they had Ahmed Best as Jar Jar for the worst costume.
Posted: 2005-05-23 06:26pm
by JediMaster415
Has anyone noticed that a majority of fans who wear costumes wear costumes that require a mask? Or am I imagining things?
Posted: 2005-05-23 06:30pm
by VT-16
Note the deformed Ellen DeGeneres clone checking out her ass.
Posted: 2005-05-23 06:43pm
by Superman
You have to at least give it up for this guy for accepting the only Star Wars costume that is really appropriate for the dietary decisions he's made.
WAHAHAHA....
That's great.
Posted: 2005-05-23 06:51pm
by neoolong
JediMaster415 wrote:Has anyone noticed that a majority of fans who wear costumes wear costumes that require a mask? Or am I imagining things?
Star Wars has quite a few costume possibilities that require masks. Moreso than say, Star Trek.
Posted: 2005-05-23 11:59pm
by Galvatron
Posted: 2005-05-24 12:05am
by The Spartan
Galvatron wrote:*snip picture
DROOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I'm not mistaken, that's the "Sith Vixen" who you can find
here.
EDIT: I was right, that picture is on her webpage.
Posted: 2005-05-24 12:15am
by Noble Ire
Yet another reason to join the Empire.
Posted: 2005-05-24 01:33am
by Montcalm
Petrosjko wrote:Mark S wrote:Words I never, ever wanted to go through my brain: "This picture is making me feel a bit aroused by Boba Fett."
Me too. Damn.
Boba's sister Bibi Fett
Posted: 2005-05-24 03:47am
by Stormbringer
JediMaster415 wrote:Has anyone noticed that a majority of fans who wear costumes wear costumes that require a mask? Or am I imagining things?
The other thing I've noticed with any sort of costumed fans is that the people that wear the costumes are usually the last sort that should be wearing them.
Posted: 2005-05-24 05:15am
by Morilore
"You get the feeling he kind of knows, don't you? He looks like he might know."