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GHOST ANAKIN: Um ... hi, Obi-Wan. Sorry about that whole "murdering the entire Jedi Order" thing. My bad.

GHOST OBI-WAN: And what about killing me? Did you forget that?

GHOST ANAKIN: Oh yeah, sorry about that too. But I think I just wanted to get you back for cutting off my arms and legs. That hurt like hell, you know.

GHOST OBI-WAN: Yeah, well at least you got to run around playing Dark Lord of the Sith and bossing people around for 20 years. I spent that whole time sitting in a fucking hut by myself on Tatooine, trying to listen to Yoda talking to me about Qui-Gon Jinn's immortality secrets all the way from fucking Dagobah without a Holo-Net connection! Do you realize that you can't even jerk yourself off on Tatooine without the sand getting in your hand and rubbing your penis raw? Do you have any idea how that feels?

GHOST ANAKIN: I wouldn't know. My penis was burned beyond recognition on Mustafar.

GHOST OBI-WAN. Oh ... ow.

GHOST YODA: Hurt like a son of a bitch, that must have.

GHOST ANAKIN: Oh, hi Yoda. I didn't notice you sitting there.

GHOST YODA: Judge me by my size, do you?

GHOST ANAKIN: No I- I mean, sorry Master Yoda. It won't happen again.






See if you can continue this.

Ghost Obi Wan: So Anakin, you must tell me the secret of staying forever young in the force.

Ghost Anakin: Well, you see it involves a little Rogaine, some black coffee, and connections with a certain Master Gee Ell. I swear that man has the power to shake the very history of the galaxy.

Ghost Yoda: Try your methods, I wish to do... Not so appealing, my combover is...

Ghost Obi Wan: *Whistles innocently*

Ghost Yoda: Your boasts of folicle might, I heed. My powers are weak in the forehead.

Ghost Anakin: Master Yoda, do not threat. I hear that Aalya likes her men clean shaven and *ahem* "bitsized."

Ghost Yoda: Much anticipation I have. The force is strong in my loins.

Ghost Obi Wan: *Muffled cough* Well, now that we've got that little subject out of the way...

AdmiralKanos wrote:GHOST YODA: Judge me by my size, do you?

GHOST ANAKIN: No I- I mean, sorry Master Yoda. It won't happen again.

GHOST YODA: Aayla Secura judged me by my size. Her green ass I sent to Felucia...after into the future I looked! Hehehe!

GHOST OBI-WAN: Yoda, that's terrible!

GHOST YODA: Deserved it, the bitch did! Makes fun of Yoda's youngling NO ONE does!

GHOST ANAKIN: No I- I mean, sorry Master Yoda. It won't happen again.

GHOST OBI-WAN: Last time I heard those words, you lost you lightsabre on Zam's speeder, then had it cut in half on Geonosis.

GHOST YODA: Criticise him, you will not. Lost your lightsabre you did, fighting Darth Maul. Again you lost it fighting Jango Fett. And again you lost it fighting General Grevious. Was given sooner Order 66, screwed you would have been.

GHOST OBI-WAN: Hey, I did keep Luke from being bent over by Sandpeople. And I did start his training with your lightsabre I kept for you.

GHOST ANAKIN: Yeah that became apparent after Luke tried to jam my own lightsabre into my skull.

GHOST YODA: Taught him that I did.

GHOST ANAKIN: What, on top of a big rock?

GHOST OBI-WAN: I do believe that was another crack about your height Master Yoda.

GHOST ANAKIN: Btw guys, did you see that fine piece of ass my boy bagged on Endor? Just like his old man!

GHOST OBI-WAN: Wtf, that's your daughter, you creepy stalker! I can't believe you gave her the "mind probe," you enjoyed that far too much.

GHOST ANAKIN: No way. That's impossible!

GHOST OBI-WAN: Search your feelings, you will know it to be true.

GHOST ANAKIN: Oooo Shit! And they made out too! *barf*

At least she turned out hot, though.

GHOST YODA: Perv you are. Dysfunctional your family is!

GHOST ANAKIN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(*the others join him in screaming*)

GHOST ANAKIN: So, Obi-Wan, you didn't really age all that well. I mean, I bisected you when you were 57 and you looked more like 63.

GHOST OBI-WAN: It's that Tatooine place again! It aged me prematurely I tell you. I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and ...

GHOST YODA: Bad feeling about this line of conversation, I have.

GHOST ANAKIN: Moving *right* along.

Vympel wrote:GHOST ANAKIN: So, Obi-Wan, you didn't really age all that well. I mean, I bisected you when you were 57 and you looked more like 63.

GHOST OBI-WAN: It's that Tatooine place again! It aged me prematurely I tell you. I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and ...

GHOST YODA: Bad feeling about this line of conversation, I have.

GHOST ANAKIN: Moving *right* along.

GHOST Obi-Wan: So how was it?

GHOST ANAKIN: What?

GHOST OBI-WAN: You know, being a Sith Lord and all. Not too many people have done that and become one with the force after that.

GHOST-ANAKIN: Oh, you know, it was...alright, I guess. You know, Oppressing the masses. In the name of freedom and security, of course.

GHOST OBI-WAN: Of course.

GHOST YODA: Even when one with the force you are, bullshit, do you.

GHOST ANAKIN: Oh, come on, I could have been able to shoot lightning out of my HANDS...that is, if someone hadn't CUT THEM OFF.

GHOST OBI-WAN: Oh, you're not still on about that are you? You DID try to kill me, you know, and BEFORE I could have lived forever afterwards.

GHOST YODA: Even in death do you bitch alot.

GHOST ANAKIN: Riiiight, hey, Yoda, why not teach Luke how to do all that spinny shit you always do when you fight?

GHOST YODA: Unnecessary, that is. For show, most of it is.

GHOST ANAKIN: ...

GHOST OBI-WAN: So, umm...what now?

GHOST YODA: Meditate, I must.

GHOST ANAKIN: Are you joking? We're dead. What's left to meditate on?

GHOST YODA: Meditate, did I say? Masturbate did I mean.

GHOST OBI-WAN: *eyebros* Is it...you know....green?

GHOST YODA: Green it is. Green is the incredible hulk, too. Size matters not. only small in your mind.

GHOST OBI-WAN: Who said anything about...

GHOST YODA: KNOW YOU WERE ABOUT TO, I DO! LOOKED INTO THE FUTURE, DID I!

GHOST ANAKIN: *eyebrow*

GHOST OBI-WAN: Touchy. Must have a loose...

GHOST ANAKIN: DON'T SAY IT!

GHOST OBI-WAN: WIRE! MUST HAVE A LOOSE WIRE! THERE I SAID IT, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, EH?

GHOST ANAKIN: WHY YOU...*Grabs for OBI-WAN's Throat*

GHOST OBI-WAN: See? THAT'S how you got all fucked up on Mustafar.