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According to the Essential guide, a planetary turbolasers has a barrel diameter of 25 meters. Not inches, meters. No wonder they can blast apart ISDs!


Anyways, after that little note, a question:


What are the various types of planetary defenses for SW?
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Planetary turbolasers, ion cannons, shields ... erm that's all I know :)

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Uuuuh, thats an assload. Over a quarter of a football field!?!?


How goddamn big is the turret that houses this monstrosity? :shock:
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:According to the Essential guide, a planetary turbolasers has a barrel diameter of 25 meters. Not inches, meters. No wonder they can blast apart ISDs!


Anyways, after that little note, a question:


What are the various types of planetary defenses for SW?

25 meters isn't that astounding if you think about it.


Beam cannons in Freespace 2 have emitters that are at least 80 meters wide.
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There's probably surface-to-space missiles too.
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Shinova wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:According to the Essential guide, a planetary turbolasers has a barrel diameter of 25 meters. Not inches, meters. No wonder they can blast apart ISDs!


Anyways, after that little note, a question:


What are the various types of planetary defenses for SW?

25 meters isn't that astounding if you think about it.


Beam cannons in Freespace 2 have emitters that are at least 80 meters wide.
But these babies would eat anything in Freespace for breakfast. Those have got to be some serious monesters.

It's not in the least suprising in light of the ion cannon on Hoth. But still very impressive.
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The planetary turbolasers can be seen in the Essential Guide to Weapons and Technology. They dwarf AT-AT walkers, which appear to them as a person appears to Jabba's Palace. Well, maybe not quite that much, but the walker is far smaller.
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I remember reading that little tid-bit in Essential Guide. My beef with it, is that it's completely self-contained. That bothers me. Even considering 'hypermatter annihilation' reactors, the power source seems to me that it should be external; and there's got to be more support equipment and hardware, and the fire control systems should be elsewhere, as well.

Now, the *size* of the thing doesn't really bother me too much. (Caveat: I KNOW SW turbolasers aren't RL lasers!) An RL laser with a focal aperture of 25 meters would likely be darn fine for plinking orbital targets, though of course it depends on the power going through it, and the wavelength of the light, etc. As always, it's not the SIZE that matters. :)

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Heh. So much for Species 8472 assaulting Imperial planets.
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GAT (as the post subject) wrote:Holly shit...
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Wow.... 25 Meters? :shock:

Considering they are supposed to be more powerful than Shipmounted Weapons and we know MEDIUM Weapons are ONLY( :lol: ) 200 Gigatons

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Ok, I'm American, we don't use this backwards measurement system called the metric system,:P so what's 25 meters in feet or yards?
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This is your friend then Aya
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In this case 25 Meters=82.02 Feet

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Mr Bean wrote:This is your friend then Aya
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In this case 25 Meters=82.02 Feet
Bah humbug! We want it in furlongs per fortnight. The pathetic coverter doesn't do that.

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We want it in furlongs per fortnight. The pathetic coverter doesn't do that.
AH but it Can! 25 Meters is 0.1243 Furlongs

However it can't be per Fortnight as that is a mesure of time and thusly hard to define when mesuring a STATIONARY object


Or to put it another way

How many seconds are in a foot?

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Mr Bean wrote:
We want it in furlongs per fortnight. The pathetic coverter doesn't do that.
AH but it Can! 25 Meters is 0.1243 Furlongs

However it can't be per Fortnight as that is a mesure of time and thusly hard to define when mesuring a STATIONARY object


Or to put it another way

How many seconds are in a foot?
About 1.0167e-9 light seconds : 8)

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You know what's real fun? Go look at what Edam put them at. 500 TT-5 PT. Both values work given Bean's numbers BTW.
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Let me put it this way: An Iowa class battleship has 16" guns. 25 meters is 984".
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Let me put it this way: An Iowa class battleship has 16" guns. 25 meters is 984".
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Let me put it this way: An Iowa class battleship has 16" guns. 25 meters is 984".
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That is an EXTREMLY good way of putting it

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You guys never knew of this? Wow...
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SolidSnake wrote:You guys never knew of this? Wow...
I actually knew it intellectually, but I kind of lost it in the grand scale of things. If you had asked me about this, earlier, I would have been able to answer, but I guess I would not have been able to explain the significance of it properly.
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Aya wrote:Ok, I'm American, we don't use this backwards measurement system called the metric system,:P so what's 25 meters in feet or yards?
If you want a quick and dirty conversion from meters to feet, simply multiply the number of meters by 39 and then divide by 12.
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