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Ok, here's alittle scenario, what would happen if you took Indiana Jones and put him in the Star Wars universe? How would the original trilogy be with him in it? No one gets freaked by the fact that Han and Jones look the same.

Indiana and Han kill each other over Leia.

Aya wrote:Ok, here's alittle scenario, what would happen if you took Indiana Jones and put him in the Star Wars universe? How would the original trilogy be with him in it? No one gets freaked by the fact that Han and Jones look the same.

What's his role?

Let's say he just appears in Tattooine around the beginning of the movie and goes with Ben, Luke, Han and Chewie.

He'd probably be good on Endor. He's used to crazy jungles.

He wouldn't like the Death Star trash compactor creature, kind of snake like and big.

Tsyroc wrote:He wouldn't like the Death Star trash compactor creature, kind of snake like and big.

"Snakes. Even in space I run into snakes."

I don't know... I rather liked one person's response to the WWWF Grudge Match that pitted John McClane vs. The Death Star. Though admittedly, it was having Bruce Willis reprise another, lesser-known role of his...

"Whose spacecraft is zis?"
"*sigh* It's a TIE fighter, baby."
"Whose TIE fighter is zis?"
"*sigh* It's Darth's, baby."
"Who is Darth?"
"Darth's dead, baby. Darth's dead."

Bruce OWNS the death star. Yippe Kiyaa Imperial Motherfuckers.

In the DS chasm, he's be with Leia, and use his whip to swing, with the Indiana Jones theme song playing.

Did anyone think that scene with Luke and Leia swinging to the other side looked like something from Indiana Jones?

spongyblue wrote:Bruce OWNS the death star. Yippe Kiyaa Imperial Motherfuckers.

Lord, that's inspiring me to photoshop... and I fear what will come of it.