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Upcoming Starballz movie

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Check this poster for the controversial "Starballz II" movie.

Yes it has received tons of lawsuits, but the guys seem to go on anyway.
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Is that a porn movie? And what happened to that porn STARWHORES? Did it ever get made?
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Starballz is sort of a hentai movie (more like fan hentai) about Star Wars. I just found about while reading the Solo vs Kirk site (it was two clicks away)

The second one is supposed to be a live movie with CGI or something. Don't know if it's shit but that poster was funny :)
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Thats it I draw the line at Jar Jar porn there are things that just shouldnt be
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After looking at that poster...

"My eyes! The goggles! They do nothing!"
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AAGH! THE EVIL! IT BURNS! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
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Now I must purge my memory of this sight.
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I think I will have to sue for intentional infliction of emotional distress.
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Durran Korr wrote:I think I will have to sue for intentional infliction of emotional distress.
Here, here. We shall sue as a group. Could you just imagine the case heading been read by the judge? "The creator's of Starballz 2 the movie vs the entire populace of Stardestroyer.net". Then we abuse America's absurd emotional distress compensation in sueing and all get a NICE Xmas time bonus. :twisted:
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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If it's that bad, we better warn Mike before he buys it.
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*shivers from the cold*.......*looks at poster* *SHUDDERS* OHHH nooo *cries*

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Oh jeebus...I can feel my eyeballs bleeding.
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If some how this is able to come in contact with Janeway porn*shutter*

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