The PETA in the Star Wars universe!!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 12:06pm

Yep - what would the annoying-as-ever, over-the-top animal rights organization get of strange ideas in the Star Wars universe???

First - I think they would be very, very mad at the Yuuzhan Vong....

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 02:54pm

I also think they wouldn't be too happy about the Geonosians either...

(Or, for that mattter, the Gungans...)

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-14 04:54pm

They would petition to rename the Milelnium Falcon, because it makes the falcon look ugly. After two days, they would be shot on spot by Imperial Troops.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-12-14 05:12pm

Their planet would serve as the first testing grounds for the Death Star.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-12-14 08:03pm

They team up with the ACLU, and argue that droids should recieve same benefits as others have. Then they argue that Jabba's treatment of his rancor is inhumane.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-14 09:25pm

People would just shoot them anyone they ventured out of there Coruscant head quarters to a world that had exposed landscape.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-15 03:18am

They'd also demand that the Trade Federation should have won the battle of Naboo since the Gungans used Fambaa lizards to carry their shield generator...

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-12-16 12:27am

Exonerate wrote:They team up with the ACLU, and argue that droids should recieve same benefits as others have. Then they argue that Jabba's treatment of his rancor is inhumane.

Actually it is revealed in The Courtship of Princess Leia that the rancors are sentient beings. So it was cruel to treat it like an animal that has emotions and could think like other advanced aliens in SW. I'm not sure if you knew this or not, but I am assuming you didn't...

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-12-16 12:29am

Whoops, I meant to say: "So it was cruel to treat it like an animal, not like a sentient being that has emotions and could think like other advanced aliens in SW."

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-16 12:29am

PETA in the SW universe would attack Darth Vader for wearing leather. This would lead to a new definition of pain and suffering for them.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-12-16 12:30am

LOL Yeah, they'd probably start their own Rebellion against the Empire and the Rebels...

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2002-12-16 09:54am

To tell you the truth, Palpy arrenged a meeting between the Empire and these previously mentioned organizations.

There were two minor problems:

1. The meeting was on Alderaan

2. Palpy sent Tarkin to negotiate

That's all folks...

Andras · Post by **Andras** » 2002-12-16 10:27am

Oh, I thought this was about peta-watts, peta-joules and peta-tons

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-16 10:39am

They'd probably also accost the Kaminoans for cloning innocent animals without their consent, and sue Jabba the Hutt for giving slugs a bad name....

Smiling Bandit · Post by **Smiling Bandit** » 2002-12-17 02:27pm

No No no! There is a PETA in SW. Its called PETD, though. (guess what the D stands for...)

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-17 02:54pm

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:LOL Yeah, they'd probably start their own Rebellion against the Empire and the Rebels...

Ideally ironic targets for my moron seeking Voxyn.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-17 03:23pm

Smiling Bandit wrote:No No no! There is a PETA in SW. Its called PETD, though. (guess what the D stands for...)

People for the Ethical Treatment of Droids??

Don't forget the Kaminoan equivalent, the GAETC. (Grey Aliens for the Ethical Treatment of Clones)