Anakin and his marriage...?

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2002-12-16 06:24am

Will Anakin be expelled from the Jedi order for his marriage with P. Amidala?

There's a conversation when Anakin say, it's forbidden to be in love for a Jedi....

So???

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-16 08:59am

Yeah he'll be expelled, thats my theory of how he becomes more corrupted, Palpy will hire him as his personal bodyguard and harvest his anger.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2002-12-16 09:24am

I was thinking the same!!!

BenRG · Post by **BenRG** » 2002-12-16 09:39am

Or, perhaps this will happen. Anakin will return to Coruscant and boldly announce that he has married Padmé. There will be some humming and hawing from the (surviving) council before Mace Windu announces: "Technically we should expell you from the order for this, Anakin. However, as you are the Chosen One, we'll look the other way."

This, of course, will further exacerbate Anakin's already-chronic ego problem, leaving him a sitting duck for the Dark Side.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-12-16 10:25am

Damned if they do, damned if they don't. Either way it goes Anakin will be pushed farther into the arms of the dark side and Palpatine.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-12-16 10:53am

It has to play *some* kind of role in Ep III, I mean the whole romance scene's were based around how they would have to live a lie, blah blah blah, and Obi-Wan telling Anakin that he could be expelled from the Jedi Order if he chose Padme over his responsabilities yadda yadda yadda.

LadyBarbara · Post by **LadyBarbara** » 2002-12-16 12:34pm

Another option would be that Anakin voluntarily leaves, knowing that what he has done is against the rules, per se. He already feels stifled by Obi-Wan and I'm sure Palpatine will say similar things as he draws Anakin closer to the dark side.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-16 12:36pm

Funnily enough I was thinking more along the lines of Ben's since that was what Palp is really trying to exploit...not his hatred as much as his Ego that he will be the greatest of all Jedi.

Either way...he's screwed himself over.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-16 01:19pm

He's, apparently, keeping it a secret and living a lie. If they find out, he'll get the axe.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-16 02:13pm

I'm guessing that Obi-Wan will notice the gigantic smile on Anakin's face after he returns from Naboo and say something along the lines of, "You got laid last night, and it doesn't take a genius to figure out who you knocked up."

The Jedi Order will likely expel him, and Palpatine will start telling him about how they were just afraid of his powers and jealous of the fact that he's used his dick, especially with a hot piece of ass like Padme. You know Windu's been dying to give her a taste of his purple-headed lightsaber. So, Palpatine will take Anakin on as a personal bodyguard or something. Then, Obi-Wan will finally realize that Darth Sidious and Chancellor Palpatine are played by the same actor and try and get at Palpatine, but Anakin won't allow it. For some reason, this will happen over a lava pit. Perhaps in some seedy district of Coruscant.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2002-12-16 02:22pm

Wouldn't expelling Anakin be sort of hypocritical? I mean isn't that gone head jedi council member married and actually have a daughter?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2002-12-16 02:47pm

Wouldn't you give up a promising career as a Jedi Knight for a chance @ Natalie Portman?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-16 02:48pm

Durandal wrote:I'm guessing that Obi-Wan will notice the gigantic smile on Anakin's face after he returns from Naboo and say something along the lines of, "You got laid last night, and it doesn't take a genius to figure out who you knocked up."

The Jedi Order will likely expel him, and Palpatine will start telling him about how they were just afraid of his powers and jealous of the fact that he's used his dick, especially with a hot piece of ass like Padme. You know Windu's been dying to give her a taste of his purple-headed lightsaber. So, Palpatine will take Anakin on as a personal bodyguard or something. Then, Obi-Wan will finally realize that Darth Sidious and Chancellor Palpatine are played by the same actor and try and get at Palpatine, but Anakin won't allow it. For some reason, this will happen over a lava pit. Perhaps in some seedy district of Coruscant.

LOL.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-12-16 06:24pm

Aya wrote:Wouldn't expelling Anakin be sort of hypocritical? I mean isn't that gone head jedi council member married and actually have a daughter?

LOL Yeah, Ki-Adi Mundi. He's an exception, however, because of his species' low birth rate. But then again, Anakin or Obi-Wan might use this as defense, pointing out that he is married, and yet he is still a perfectly fine Jedi Master Council Member. And I think it would be stupid for them to expel him from the Jedi Order, being that they now know there are Sith lurking around probably looking for new powerful members.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2002-12-16 07:32pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:Wouldn't you give up a promising career as a Jedi Knight for a chance @ Natalie Portman?

I'd give my right nut for a chance to get with N. Portman.

ViciousMink · Post by **ViciousMink** » 2002-12-16 09:05pm

A friend of mine might be intrigued by this idea. She has a fairly low opinion of George Lucas as it is, but here goes. GL might have put that little scene to 'legitimize' Anakin's and Padme's relationship -- after all, it's unNarrowMindedFundamentalist to have a child out of wedlock! So Anakin and Padme have their relationship but keep it secret, though of course Anakin can't keep it secret from Obi-Wan. Obi gives Anakin a scathing lecture , and hasn't quite decided what to do about this when the bantha pudoo impacts the life-support unit, and of course he gets distracted by Anakin's forsaking his Jedi oaths to go all hot'n'sweaty snugglewampas with Padme. At the last minute, something happens to make Annie make a choice between the Jedi and Padme, and he flips the Order the mynok and goes to save Padme, just like he couldn't save his mom. This inadvertantly results in 98% of the Jedi Order being rent limb from limb in various grisly, off-screen ways. So it's "his fault" without it being "his fault;" I have precious little faith in Lucas actually portraying Anakin Skywalker as a serious genocidal villain. (IIRC, Vader killing off all the Jedi is an EU assumption, but I may be wrong; after all, aren't we told only that Vader 'betrayed the Jedi Order,' which he did by marrying Padme?) Mace Windu and Anakin Skywalker have the mondo lightsabre battle that SFJ insisted upon, and then there's the 'duel' between Obi-Wan and Anakin. I think this battle is going to be kind of anticlimactic, if it's even fought at all. Obi-Wan is left to flee the carnage of fall of the Jedi Order, Palpatine declares a period of rebuilding and revivification of the old social order after the chaos of the Clone Wars and the destruction of the Jedi Order, and declares the Galactic Empire with great pomp and ceremony, adding in something about 'the Jedi's time has passed.' Meanwhile, Annie, after that battle with Windu, pulls on the life-support suit, and a bit later talks with Palpatine, thus giving James Earl Jones his much-lauded but much-unwanted (if rumors are true) voice time.

Hrm. Okay, this is mostly Wild-Ass Speculation, so, take it for what you paid for it. =9

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-16 09:05pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:Wouldn't you give up a promising career as a Jedi Knight for a chance @ Natalie Portman?

I would blow up a planet for a chance with Natalie Portman. Hey, maybe that's the real reason the Death Star got built. To impress chicks.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-16 10:12pm

I keep wondering where the papparazzi is in Star Wars. You'd think some cheesy tabloid newspaper would spill the story, "Padme Amidala Married to Jedi Knight In Secret Ceremony! Jedi Vow of Chastity a Lie!" right above "Master Yoda Molesting Younglings!"

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-16 10:13pm

That should be "above..." Fucking Edit button not showing up ...

Mike, time to report a bug in the forum software.

Fixed. BTW, the edit button was purposefully disabled in this forum, the STvsSW forum, and the SLaM forum because of idiots who might misuse it. ~Crayz9000

BenRG · Post by **BenRG** » 2002-12-17 06:21am

neoolong wrote:I would blow up a planet for a chance with Natalie Portman. Hey, maybe that's the real reason the Death Star got built. To impress chicks.

They do say the tendency to bigger and bigger guns in action-based films is essentially a phallic thing.

What that says about Big Arnie and the six-barrel minigun in T2 is something that I don't want to consider too closely.

Still, you have to admit that it would be a unique defence if ol' Vader ever lived long enough for a trial before the New Republic courts. "I participated in Xenocide to impress my ex-wife with my manliness your Droidship."

*JudgeDroid looks at Padamé in the public gallery* "Charges dismissed on the grounds of clear justification!" *Court erupts in cheers and a gang of Alderaan survivors lifts Vader onto their shoulders for a victory lap of the room to a rousing chorus of "For He's a Jolly Good Sith Lord"*

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-17 06:38am

BenRG wrote:They do say the tendency to bigger and bigger guns in action-based films is essentially a phallic thing. What that says about Big Arnie and the six-barrel minigun in T2 is something that I don't want to consider too closely.

That's why James Bond 007 uses a tiny little Walther PPK- because he doesn't need a dick compensator.

The reverse also applies- 'XXX' aka as the loser Vin Diesel is a tiny-dicked little pussy.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2002-12-17 07:39am

Vympel wrote:
BenRG wrote:They do say the tendency to bigger and bigger guns in action-based films is essentially a phallic thing. What that says about Big Arnie and the six-barrel minigun in T2 is something that I don't want to consider too closely.
That's why James Bond 007 uses a tiny little Walther PPK- because he doesn't need a dick compensator.

The reverse also applies- 'XXX' aka as the loser Vin Diesel is a tiny-dicked little pussy.

Bond's dick-compensator is his car...Big Aston Martins..

On the other hand he would look quite stupid in a Geo Metro...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-17 03:08pm

You can accuse Bond of having a small dick all you like, but he nailed Halley Barry and Denise Richards.

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2002-12-20 09:39am

Durandal wrote:I'm guessing that Obi-Wan will notice the gigantic smile on Anakin's face after he returns from Naboo and say something along the lines of, "You got laid last night, and it doesn't take a genius to figure out who you knocked up."

The Jedi Order will likely expel him, and Palpatine will start telling him about how they were just afraid of his powers and jealous of the fact that he's used his dick, especially with a hot piece of ass like Padme. You know Windu's been dying to give her a taste of his purple-headed lightsaber. So, Palpatine will take Anakin on as a personal bodyguard or something. Then, Obi-Wan will finally realize that Darth Sidious and Chancellor Palpatine are played by the same actor and try and get at Palpatine, but Anakin won't allow it. For some reason, this will happen over a lava pit. Perhaps in some seedy district of Coruscant.

FUQ, man, I'm sending this to Dalton!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-20 02:53pm

Setzer wrote:
Durandal wrote:I'm guessing that Obi-Wan will notice the gigantic smile on Anakin's face after he returns from Naboo and say something along the lines of, "You got laid last night, and it doesn't take a genius to figure out who you knocked up."

The Jedi Order will likely expel him, and Palpatine will start telling him about how they were just afraid of his powers and jealous of the fact that he's used his dick, especially with a hot piece of ass like Padme. You know Windu's been dying to give her a taste of his purple-headed lightsaber. So, Palpatine will take Anakin on as a personal bodyguard or something. Then, Obi-Wan will finally realize that Darth Sidious and Chancellor Palpatine are played by the same actor and try and get at Palpatine, but Anakin won't allow it. For some reason, this will happen over a lava pit. Perhaps in some seedy district of Coruscant.
There's a longer version of this prediction already in there, but go ahead.

Send this one over to him, as well.

Durandal wrote:I keep wondering where the papparazzi is in Star Wars. You'd think some cheesy tabloid newspaper would spill the story, "Padme Amidala Married to Jedi Knight In Secret Ceremony! Jedi Vow of Chastity a Lie!" right above "Master Yoda Molesting Younglings!"

FUQ, man, I'm sending this to Dalton!