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Based on the observed capabilities of the Force, come up with new Force Powers.

Tear Asunder:

Dark Side power.

The Sith literally rips the body of his opponent apart from the inside and splatters it all over the area.

Oh, so you mean 'like in the stupid games where push, pull and choke are different powers even though they're all TK'? Okay, I can play that.

Force Orgasm. Does what it says on the tin.

OmegaGuy wrote:Based on the observed capabilities of the Force, come up with new Force Powers.

Tear Asunder:

Dark Side power.

The Sith literally rips the body of his opponent apart from the inside and splatters it all over the area.

Been done. Check Tales of the Jedi out sometime.

And mine? Force Depilate. Never have to shave again...

Autonomous flexible force barrier adapted for male genitalia.

Things I'd like to see in a Star Wars videogame.

Force Heart Crush

Force Spine Rip

Force Neck Snap

Force Mind Rape (leaves the victim a drooling idiot)

Force Make Shit Explode (Gambit's power from X-men)

Force Assited Aim (for your gun)

Force Impose Will (one enemy is now your puppet)

Force Confuse (enemies start shooting anything that moves, including eachother)

Force Bend Over and Take it Like a Bitch (self-explanatory)

Force condom. You don't cut down on sensation, and you get even more of the contraceptive power.

How about Force Play the Stock Market. The dark side version can be Force Insider Trading.

Heres mine...

Force Beam.

I figure, if you can direct the Force as a coherent 'lightning' why not add TK to that.

Force Beam is a coherent blast of directed TK, hitting a target less than an inch across. While doing little damage, per se, it obliterates anything in that tiny area and vastly overpenetrates.

The result is kind of a TK shaped-charge.

Its short ranged, in fact you have to be within twenty feet or so for it to work, but it can blast through any known material, including forcefields.

Wow. You really wanked hard on that one. I like it!

How about Force Futures. It allows you to see all possible futures, and select the one you want by manipulating quantum fields? BOOM! I win the wank!

Force Saw.

Conjure up an invisible disk that will slice through anything.

Force Avalanche, Force Earthquake, and Force Fireball. They're tres cool!

Nobody go for the obvious alliteration yet?

You know what I'm talking about. You know you want that power.






































....Force Fart!

Brian

No, I want the fast Force fuck.

While we are going for the completely stupid, how about Force Multiple Orgasms, the upgraded version of Force Orgasm!

Note; dont use on machinary your life is dependant on.

Xon wrote:While we are going for the completely stupid, how about Force Multiple Orgasms, the upgraded version of Force Orgasm!

Note; dont use on machinary your life is dependant on.

Now that's just redundant. Force Multiple Orgasms is obviously just Force Orgasm with three more ranks in it, not a separate power.

Grandmaster Jogurt wrote:

Xon wrote:While we are going for the completely stupid, how about Force Multiple Orgasms, the upgraded version of Force Orgasm!

Note; dont use on machinary your life is dependant on.

Now that's just redundant. Force Multiple Orgasms is obviously just Force Orgasm with three more ranks in it, not a separate power.

But does it use wisdom, or charisma as the modifier?

It makes a difference, really....

Force Impotence... it's used on other people.

Force Brew. Never be without a tall cold one.

Feeling the pleasure of your darkside-doppelganger having sex.

Shapeshifting into forms, that have different mass, size, densitiy.

X-Ray-vision.

Force Poke. Just to be annoying.

Force grow and Force shrink

makes good use when your oppenent thinks he can overwhelm you with size

Force Lock.