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Well people, it was long hard fight, but I had to cave in. I removed "Talifan!" from YouTube, and re-edited it so it wouldn't be so offensive. I bleeped out the "C" word, and just made the video more appealing, overall.

Please try to enjoy this toothless, less violent version.

"Talifan!" The Special Edition

(BTW, this isn't the "Talifan!" sequel I'm currently working on.)

I really liked the combat sequence Poe.

Overall I would say it's a definate improvement - the compression quality seems a lot better and it generally flows nicer. And the fight scene is awesome!

I can't wait for the next video. Care to give us any clues as to what it'll be like?

Lord Poe wrote: Please try to enjoy this toothless, less violent version.

This is sarcasm, yes?

Her voice sounds incredibly sinister. Like she's planning on killing you and making curtains out of your skin.

Crazedwraith wrote:

Lord Poe wrote: Please try to enjoy this toothless, less violent version.

This is sarcasm, yes?

This version has three times the violence of the old one!

NoXion wrote:I can't wait for the next video. Care to give us any clues as to what it'll be like?

It'll be about a squad of Mandabonian Clone Soldiers making a discovery in a battle-bot factory....

Three times the violence, ten times the fun! GG Mr. Poe!

Interesting dictionary there at the end! Great satire, Lord Poe!

That's great! That Mandabonian language is still funny as hell

God help me, the part with the Vulcan Neck Pinch was hilarious.

Dooey Jo wrote:
That's great! That Mandabonian language is still funny as hell

What is he using for that? It siounded like gibberish to me, or is there something to it?

LaserRifleofDoom wrote:What is he using for that? It siounded like gibberish to me, or is there something to it?

I don't know but it sounds sort of like the alienese from KotOR, except for the "abullashitta" parts

LaserRifleofDoom wrote:

Dooey Jo wrote:
That's great! That Mandabonian language is still funny as hell

What is he using for that? It siounded like gibberish to me, or is there something to it?

I heard "Bully, bully bullshito" a few times. Awesome stuff Lord Poe

EDIT: Loved the definition of asshats.

2. Dark Moose. Awesome.

Most awesome, Mr Poe. I salute you.

Loved the addition of the shotgun. Nice work Poe.

It's a definite improvement over the old one. Awesome fight scene, though my favourite part was the dictionary at the end.

I'll probably look stupid but what are the Mandabonians shooting at in the beginning of the fight? They're kinda jerking around and shooting everywhere.

I guess they don't allow .wmv files anymore. That sucks.

Cpl Kendall wrote:I really liked the combat sequence Poe.

Thanks! I decided the "Talifan" should live up to his name!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Three times the violence, ten times the fun! GG Mr. Poe!

Yup! And I wasactually holding back on the violence!

And again, you'll notice that no violence is geared toward Sharon Crevice! A Fandabonian doesn't even hit her this time!

CaptainChewbacca wrote:God help me, the part with the Vulcan Neck Pinch was hilarious.

I loved it when I saw it in the game. I had to include it!

Dooey Jo wrote:

LaserRifleofDoom wrote:What is he using for that? It siounded like gibberish to me, or is there something to it?

I don't know but it sounds sort of like the alienese from KotOR, except for the "abullashitta" parts

Its complete gibberish. (Much like Mando'a.) I even ran it backward when Sharon Crevice first speaks!

Xess wrote:EDIT: Loved the definition of asshats.

2. Dark Moose. Awesome.

That was quite satisfying...!

JediMaster415 wrote:I'll probably look stupid but what are the Mandabonians shooting at in the beginning of the fight? They're kinda jerking around and shooting everywhere.

They're crazy firing. These are Fandabonians, not real Mandabonians. Although, we don't know how they got ahold of real laser rifles!

For some reason, "comments" aren't working, but I do get them. So far, the only negative comment has been from this guy Click the link if you want to watch his mad karaoke skillz. His blog is a click away as well.

Asshat 27 wrote:Can you make sure the original is available so we can still link to it please? Maybe post a link to it somewhere int he body of the text?

I just want to make sure people can see your threats for themselves rather than your "edit"

My response:

Exactly what threats were those, asswipe? The audio is unchanged, and nothing was cut. There's a lot of added scenes, and "cunt" was bleeped. So again, what THREATS are you referring to?

Try watching videos yourself instead of believing what other assholes tell you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsOj2hT2AHo

YouTube wrote:This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.

It looks like I'm too late. Did Travis ask them to pull it or something?

How exactly did that video violate the TOS?

NoXion wrote:How exactly did that video violate the TOS?

I have every reason to believe it didn't.

Here is the TOS: http://www.youtube.com/t/terms

But I think we all know what really happened.

Fucking bullshit. I've seen FAR worse videos in terms of cursing and violence, not to mention entire episodes of TV shows. If it was in fact removed because Traviss bitched and threatened to sue, then I have to wonder why anyone is even afraid of her? Can Dubya sue SNL and everyone else who parodies him?

nightmare wrote:Here is the TOS: http://www.youtube.com/t/terms

But I think we all know what really happened.

Article 5 Section C Part III

submit material that is unlawful, obscene, defamatory, libelous, threatening, pornographic, harassing, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive, or encourages conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, violate any law, or is otherwise inappropriate

They must have whined hard enough to them. It's too bad the staff probably didn't take a look at the video itself before making this decision. Do we have to from now on have to put in the title "Satire: Talifan"?