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Vader

WOAH THAT'S CRAZY! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!

That scene with Tarkin and his council was the best.

Now this is a much better way to fix continuity.

That was easily one of the coolest Star Wars shorts I've ever seen.

Obi-Wan: You cannot win Darth. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than y-

Vader: SHUT THE FUCK UP! *slice*

That and Vader tuning his radio while blasting rebel ships.

Vader changing radio statons while gunning down rebels? Classic.

Noble Ire wrote:Vader changing radio statons while gunning down rebels? Classic.

My favorite part was when he was going down the Death Star's trench.

That was friggin awesome!

I also liked him looking at the Falcon and mumbling "Big son of a bitch..."

Sonnenburg wrote:I also liked him looking at the Falcon and mumbling "Big son of a bitch..."

There was quite a few gems in there. What had me rolling on the floor was just the simple 'And' and 'Oh' and 'Uh ha''s durring the short briefing with the Imperial Officer.

Knife wrote:There was quite a few gems in there. What had me rolling on the floor was just the simple 'And' and 'Oh' and 'Uh ha''s durring the short briefing with the Imperial Officer.

Vader in the very beginning wrote:*Looks at dead rebels* I know you have been inconvenienced. I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say one million American dollars? *no answer, because they're dead* Very well, then. Two million.

Also something about him telling Leia "Now you get yo black ass outta here!" strikes me as hilarious.

I don't think there can be any song better for blowing people up than "Piano Man"

"Daddy is the breadwinner."

That was very funny. Very well done

Galvatron wrote:"Daddy is the breadwinner."

The quick cuts and no dialogue were also hilarious. It was funny watching Motti and Tagge and Tarkin exchange quick glances and then have Vader "Alright, I've pissed you off..."

I liked all the incidentals; makes Vader seem much more approachable.

My favourite part was the whole thing starting at 7:15

Guys, come in here! We'd like to maintain the current level of Black representation on the committee, so let's go for a stroll...

Of that, I liked how the accoustics on "Guys, come in here" happened to add to the sense of space within the frame.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:My favourite part was the whole thing starting at 7:15

Guys, come in here! We'd like to maintain the current level of Black representation on the committee, so let's go for a stroll...

I literally laughed so hard at that segment I drooled on myself.

I don't know, the part talking about best kisser with Tarkin just looking on was hilarious.

Srynerson wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:My favourite part was the whole thing starting at 7:15

Guys, come in here! We'd like to maintain the current level of Black representation on the committee, so let's go for a stroll...

I literally laughed so hard at that segment I drooled on myself.

That bit and the radio station tuning made the whole thing worthwhile, the rest was ok, but those were excellent choices and very funny.

Definitely "Something about being a daddy" and him humming after he turns off his radio in the trench were great. Awesome clip.

"Lalalalalala~~~~that's enough" BOOM

"Laughs Hysterically as the looney bin people drive up in their white van and haul me away in a straight jacket"


P.S. what was that ending song when they flashback briefly.

'Eh, y're all mad at me, right?'
That and the Trench Run were the best.

Absolute best lines was the:

"We need more black representation - let's stroll." with the TIE fighter pilots. Laughed out loud at that one.

The changing radio stations awesome as well.

I dug the look on Tarkin's face as Vader is describing how to seduce a woman. "You just got to get them to take a bath you see. Get their clothes off."

Baseball.

Wanderer wrote:"Laughs Hysterically as the looney bin people drive up in their white van and haul me away in a straight jacket"


P.S. what was that ending song when they flashback briefly.

It's an old Billy Joel song: My Life

My favorite was right after he choked the Rebel captain "Look man, I'M IN THE PRIME OF MY LIFE! and "I quit on you when you cleared out of Dee-troit with Willie the Pimp!" and "Don't you Poppa me!"



This is better than Commando Cody and What's Up Tiger Lily combined.