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When Vader is in his meditation chamber, just exactly what does he do in there? I mean, does he have a playstation in there or something?

FaxModem1 wrote:When Vader is in his meditation chamber, just exactly what does he do in there? I mean, does he have a playstation in there or something?

You answered you own question. "When Vader is in his MEDITATION chamber,".

How does he meditate when he has a giant TV on the wall? I bet he gets all sorts of channels while he is "meditating"

Given that probably little Vader is smoked...he's just sitting there meditating on ways to get power

It's not a tv set, it's a diagnostic monitor that displays medical information.

It's the only time where he can personally polish his helmet.


The rest of the time I bet he has droids for that.

They actualy describe in the ESB novelisation part of what Vader does. In it he briefly healed his lungs and enabled himself to breath normal unfiltered air. He did it by focusing all his hate on Obi Wan kenobi. The meditation was ruined when his happyness outweighed his hate. Soon after Ozzel was choaked.

FaxModem1 wrote:When Vader is in his meditation chamber, just exactly what does he do in there? I mean, does he have a playstation in there or something?

Now that I look at the picture, it looks like he is on the can

FaxModem1 wrote:Now that I look at the picture, it looks like he is on the can

........................................... Gullible idiot.

I might just have to waste time and Photoshop in a newspaper.

He has to go somewhere, you think he wants to drag his cloak on the same sticky crusty floor the stormtroopers use?

That would be interesting though, sitting in a stall on board the Executor and Darth Vader is sitting in the stall next you. Or you walk in just as he is walking out and the guy in the other stall is all choking and he's like "Ughh echh aggh ahh!" ANd you think Vader's choking him but then theres a littl e"plop!' and its like, "ohhhhhhhhhhhh"

at least I made myself laugh...

"I sense...a great...disturbance...in the FORCE...UAAAAH!"

"Much, much better."

The funny thing is, thats exactly what vader really does do. XD

Vader at a urinal, to the guy next to him: "Stop staring at my lightsaber or I'll give your subordinates an early raise in rank."

He plays with his dolls.

kojikun wrote:Vader at a urinal, to the guy next to him: "Stop staring at my lightsaber or I'll give your subordinates an early raise in rank."

I don't like how that can be interpreted.

We's watching Star Trek, and laughing his ass off at it.

Wouldn't the suit allow him to go anytime he likes? Maybe in the meditation chamber what happens is that the suit gets cleaned up...

I think that since hes more machine than man now he doesn't require eat or drink, hence no waste.

Wonder what a Vader burp sounds like.

Given that Vader is reportred to have had his legs melted away i doubt he can shit anymore. If he can my guess would be that his suit processed the feaces in a similar manor to a fremen stillsuit.

He reads books.
Bounces a ball off the floor
Plays Jedi Knight on the large screen outside.
Plays tricks on the Exceutor's crewers.

Darth Pounder wrote:Given that Vader is reportred to have had his legs melted away i doubt he can shit anymore. If he can my guess would be that his suit processed the feaces in a similar manor to a fremen stillsuit.

That was far more than I ever wanted to know.

He might "force choke" his chicken?

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