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Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about....

JANEWAY PORN!!
It looks like we may have a winner.
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Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about....

JANEWAY PORN!!
It looks like we may have a winner.
Unless, of course, the Goreans are even more twisted and wretched than I assume...
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about....

JANEWAY PORN!!
It looks like we may have a winner.
Unless, of course, the Goreans are even more twisted and wretched than I assume...
Noooo... I think that Janeway Porn is close to being the worst we can do..
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But once they gouge out there own eyes, it won't affect them. :(
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lance wrote:But once they gouge out there own eyes, it won't affect them. :(
Sure it will!

We use specially built telepathic projectors.
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SirNitram wrote:
lance wrote:But once they gouge out there own eyes, it won't affect them. :(
Sure it will!

We use specially built telepathic projectors.
Hell, we don't even have to be in the system to do it.

Astropaths have multi-lightyear telepthy ranges IIRC.

Of course, not being able to watch the after-effects is not a good thing.
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Damn this is like a car wreck I can't stay away....

how about that native american deity, who can switch genders, make people pregnant just by pointing at them, and change people's gender prefrence....
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Or what about Nyarlathotep, in the form of an attractive human female.... ?

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I'm going to settle for siccing Marina the Conquistadora on them. :twisted:
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I say hybrid children should wate for mother to be roaming free...
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Steve wrote:I'm going to settle for siccing Marina the Conquistadora on them. :twisted:
Oh, that might really be an event worth the pay-tv fees...
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Posbi wrote:
Steve wrote:I'm going to settle for siccing Marina the Conquistadora on them. :twisted:
Oh, that might really be an event worth the pay-tv fees...
Indeed! :twisted:
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*kicks on theme song for smacking down Gor*

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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I say hybrid children should wate for mother to be roaming free...
What sort of Hybrid children? Human/Deep One hybrids?
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:I say hybrid children should wate for mother to be roaming free...
What sort of Hybrid children? Human/Deep One hybrids?
Janeway+Dagon children....

ok you can stop shuddering now...

either that or I'm still for Lillith and Kali having a sororital get to gether....

more entrails Kali?
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Clthulhu called. We're too evil.
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Speaking of Janeway porn: The Secret Logs of Mistess Janeway

Well ok, there are no pictures, but it's a diary-style fanfic narrated from Captain/Mistress Janeway from Season 1 all the way to the last episode. I first discovered this website in 98. Came across it when Voyager ended and found it was updated. Scary :shudder:
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If you really want to be sadistic to the Goreans, have them try to take Android 18 or Pan as slaves.

Gorean to Pan or 18: Yoy're now my slave.

Pan or 18 lightly hit the Gorean and he flies into a building which will collapse on his body assuming that it remains intact after the collision with the building.
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SirNitram wrote:Clthulhu called. We're too evil.
Cthulhu isn't evil. He just doesn't care about humans.

The only Lovecraftian deity who can be called something akin to evil has to be Nyarlathotep.
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