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Tenacious D vs Jay & Silent Bob

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Wonderboy and Nasty Man vs Bluntman and Cronic: Who wins?

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Ender wrote:Wonderboy and Nasty Man vs Bluntman and Cronic: Who wins?
No contest. Nooge boy and Lunchbox. Didja see them sing the "Fat Albert" song on the Dogma SE?
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Well, Jay and Silent Bob beat up three demons in Dogma. Wonderboy and Young Nasty Man, by contrast, got their asses beat by the dragon.
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Wonder Boy has the power to kill a yak from 300 yards... WITH MIND BULLETS!

Jay & Bob get pwned. :lol:
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Jay and bob are jedi, mind trick + carotid pinch = dead yonderboy.
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Tubby will zap with the Jedi mind trick as Jay gets to whup some serious ass with a dual bladed bong saber.
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Wonder Boy has the power to kill a yak from 300 yards... WITH MIND BULLETS!

Jay & Bob get pwned. :lol:
Then how come none of these mind bullets were seen during his battle with the dragon? He's clearly bragging.
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Wonder Boy has the power to kill a yak from 300 yards... WITH MIND BULLETS!

Jay & Bob get pwned. :lol:
Then how come none of these mind bullets were seen during his battle with the dragon? He's clearly bragging.
Ah yes but Wonderboy has the power to move you can Bluntman and Chronic say that?
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Hey, God claims that to be omnipotent yet gets his ass owned by a bunch of iron chariots in the Bible. Claims are just claims, nothing more.
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Silent Bob is a Jedi. I believe that's all that needs said.

The power to maim a Yak is insignifigant compared to the power of Bob Quotes!
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oh, I wouldn't say that the Dragon owned Wonderboy so much as his own inability to wield his own sword properly screwed him, I mean he did stab himself through the heart with it and that takes talent! :wink:
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They're all idiots. Jay and Silent Bob are the kings of useless dialogue and Tenacious D is like Pauly Shore with a lesser vocabulary. Couldn't care less for either.
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Superman wrote:They're all idiots. Jay and Silent Bob are the kings of useless dialogue and Tenacious D is like Pauly Shore with a lesser vocabulary. Couldn't care less for either.
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Ender wrote:Wonderboy and Nasty Man vs Bluntman and Cronic: Who wins?

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Tenacious D takes it. Come on, how can blokes who played the Greatest Song in the World lose?
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Because "The Time" rocked :lol:
Seriously, Bob has the jedi powers, he and jay took on LUKE and cut off another hand!
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Because "The Time" rocked :lol:
Seriously, Bob has the jedi powers, he and jay took on LUKE and cut off another hand!
"Oh, not again!"
What movie was THAT in?! I MUST see!

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It was in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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I think that The D will own, after all, Jack is a pretty heartless guy, has rock hard abs, and is able to avoid brain aneurisms related to lack of shirt choice and he gets up at the crack of noon for 8 rock squats, 7 or 8 at a time, in a row. KG can kill a yak from 300 yards away, with mind bullets. Together they've vanquished demons, and can move you.
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Gandalf wrote:I think that The D will own, after all, Jack is a pretty heartless guy, has rock hard abs, and is able to avoid brain aneurisms related to lack of shirt choice and he gets up at the crack of noon for 8 rock squats, 7 or 8 at a time, in a row. KG can kill a yak from 300 yards away, with mind bullets. Together they've vanquished demons, and can move you.
Plus Jack Black claims to be able to a whole cock pushup, which I don't see Jay and silent Bobby doing.
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