Hitler vs. the Pope

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-09-04 10:26pm

Hitler, 1917 WWI version, vs. Pope John Paul II in 1944, when he was with the Polish Resistance and before he joined the clergy. Fight takes place on the Bismarck.

My money's on the pope, I'll bet he's better at close combat than Hitler is.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-04 10:28pm

Bob McDob wrote:Hitler, 1917 WWI version, vs. Pope John Paul II in 1944, when he was with the Polish Resistance and before he joined the clergy. Fight takes place on the Bismarck.

My money's on the pope, I'll bet he's better at close combat than Hitler is.

I cannot define how wrong this is.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-04 10:29pm

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-04 10:33pm

Pope is a pacifist, Hitler wore a pistol.

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-09-04 10:34pm

Hitler would probably bite and fight dirty.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-09-04 10:45pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Pope is a pacifist

This is the 1944 Polish Resistance version, not the 2003 old man

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-04 10:51pm

If we include the then current pope, then Pius XII could double team with Hitler...

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-09-04 10:53pm

Hmph, I should have made this "Hitler vs. Karol Wojtyla". Oh well.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-04 11:14pm

Bob McDob wrote:Hmph, I should have made this "Hitler vs. Karol Wojtyla". Oh well.

You do and I will make you scream in pain and horror.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-09-05 07:46am

Mr. Wojtyla pulls out a gas grenade, and Hitler, whimpering, swan-dives off the Kreigsmarine flagship.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-05 11:21am

I would pay to see that. Seriously.

Smiling Bandit · Post by **Smiling Bandit** » 2003-09-05 12:51pm

I think even the pope, old as he is now, would win. I mean, after taking one look at Hitler, he's going to start some serious smiting. If you thought Yoda was impressive, watch as the Pope pulls out a machine gun and starts inching towards Hitler on his cane:

"Hasta la Vista, Hitley!" [sic]

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-05 02:42pm

Hitler fires an energy blast at the Pope, but John raises his staff in time to deflect it with a holy force-field. The Pope wins.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-05 06:50pm

Demiurge wrote:Hitler fires an energy blast at the Pope, but John raises his staff in time to deflect it with a holy force-field. The Pope wins.

You've read that Hitler vs. Stalin comic that fgalkin found, didn't you?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-05 07:07pm

Andrew J. wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Hitler fires an energy blast at the Pope, but John raises his staff in time to deflect it with a holy force-field. The Pope wins.
You've read that Hitler vs. Stalin comic that fgalkin found, didn't you?

Yep.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-05 08:02pm

Given 1944 Pope's unholy (no pun intended) hatred of Hitler, he's going to be very tough to defeat.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-06 05:47am

Bob McDob wrote:Hitler, 1917 WWI version, vs. Pope John Paul II in 1944, when he was with the Polish Resistance and before he joined the clergy. Fight takes place on the Bismarck.

My money's on the pope, I'll bet he's better at close combat than Hitler is.

Bulletproof Pope wipes the floor with Chaplin Dictator Wannabe.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-06 07:23am

I don't know how big the Pope was at the time, but Hitler was a freggin scrawny ass midget. I'm betting the Pope had some size on him. Also, the Pope was probably smarter...

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-09-06 08:30am

Hitler served for years on the western front and won the Iron Cross first class, which for an enlisted man was no mean feat.

I don't know who would win such a fight, but don't make the mistake of thinking that Hitler's a coward or a weakling. If he was, he wouldn't have survived 4 years in France during WW1.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-06 09:40am

Andrew J. wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Hitler fires an energy blast at the Pope, but John raises his staff in time to deflect it with a holy force-field. The Pope wins.
You've read that Hitler vs. Stalin comic that fgalkin found, didn't you?

I'm rather intrigued by this.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-06 11:36am

Gandalf wrote: I'm rather intrigued by this.

Here.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-09-06 11:44am

Demiurge wrote:
Gandalf wrote: I'm rather intrigued by this.
Here.

That is the best thing ever.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-06 11:56am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
That is the best thing ever.

An adept description of it.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-09-06 08:49pm

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