Spidy vs. Obi-wan

jinx · Post by **jinx** » 2003-09-11 02:13pm

Here's a quick verses question for you. who would win in a street fight between the Amazing Spider-Man and Obi-wan circa attack of the clones. Both have precog, & neither would kill unless it was absolutly nessescary. Here's the sipulations.

Round 1: Corsicant (prequil area)
Round 2: Manhattan
Round 3: (tie breaker if nessescary) Rifts

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-09-11 02:17pm

Considering the last Spider man vs. Jedi thread this is gong to get ugly real fast. I'm going to bail out on this thread while there's still time.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-11 02:18pm

A few words for you: Learn proper spelling.

I can't stress that enough. You're communicating in a purely written media here; good spelling is very important.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-09-11 02:20pm

Oi vey

Just as a reminder people, I see it descend into the bullshit of last time:

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=23389

I will just shove this to the HoS.

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2003-09-11 04:27pm

Shouldn't this be FAN?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-09-11 04:31pm

Topic moved....strongly suspect will not be the last time its moved.

jinx · Post by **jinx** » 2003-09-11 08:09pm

I didn't realize there was previous thread that tackled the same subject. had i known that, i wouldn't have posted it. I apologise.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-11 08:12pm

Stormbringer wrote:A few words for you: Learn proper spelling.

I can't stress that enough. You're communicating in a purely written media here; good spelling is very important.

Dude, watch out. One of the last times I told someone to be coherent, the moron turned out to be autistic, flipped out, and demanded that I be banned...

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-09-11 10:46pm

Couldn't Obi intercept incoming streams of web with his saber, and vaporize them?

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-11 11:23pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Couldn't Obi intercept incoming streams of web with his saber, and vaporize them?

Why bother? He could just use the force to wrap spidy in his OWN webs...fuck him right up...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-11 11:48pm

Obi-Wan in AOTC had his starfighter. Spidey dies a quick and painless death

Of course, I'm tempted to ask why jinx stipulated a specific version of Obi-Wan (the slower, weaker AOTC version) while not stipulating any particular version of Spiderman (whose abilities have been rather inconsistent across his many incarnations). Simple negligence, or some prelude to a comicbook fanwhore-style stream of bullshit?

Doesn't matter; this thread is old news, and the last time we had it, that idiot KK threw up the biggest wall of ignorance this side of Darkstar.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-09-11 11:56pm

As I recall, last time the Spidey side was reduced to claiming Spider-man had abilities that he didn't have, but saying he could on the basis that modified clones of him did have them, and claiming that every incident brought up in favor of the Jedi was an isolated incident that could or would not be replicated.

Also, alot of bullshit from CrossoverMoron was seen.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-12 12:09am

Ender wrote:As I recall, last time the Spidey side was reduced to claiming Spider-man had abilities that he didn't have, but saying he could on the basis that modified clones of him did have them, and claiming that every incident brought up in favor of the Jedi was an isolated incident that could or would not be replicated.

Basically, their argument was that Spiderman's official abilities and limitations are bullshit because they analyzed pictures which showed him doing things supposedly impossible with his official strength level. When I showed that their analyses were wrong, they started crying in their soup about how unreasonable it is to base sci-fi analyses on pictures

jinx · Post by **jinx** » 2003-09-12 12:46am

Darth Wong wrote:
Of course, I'm tempted to ask why jinx stipulated a specific version of Obi-Wan (the slower, weaker AOTC version) while not stipulating any particular version of Spiderman (whose abilities have been rather inconsistent across his many incarnations). Simple negligence, or some prelude to a comicbook fanwhore-style stream of bullshit?

The lack of specifics for Spidy was a simple mistake. I’m a pretty big comic fan so I sometimes forget that there are other non-comic versions of him. I’m referring to the current version in “Amazing Spider-Man.” As far as the Incarnation of Obi-Wan I chose, originally I was going to make the bout between Spidy and “a Jedi” but I decided it was sort of lame not to give you a specific character to work with. As far as I could tell ATOC Obi-Wan was the best representation of the “average Jedi” who received any significant amount of screen time.

As a final note, I also forgot that since all Spidy’s offensive power is physical based, the Jedi TK would nullify anything he could dish out. Damn I really thought this would be more interesting.