Sadism: The Most Appropriate Punishment for Gor

Hendrake · Post by **Hendrake** » 2003-07-29 01:06pm

Just notify Fiona of the existence of that world.

Nothing like a VERY mean spirited superstrong unting Ubermagician with the power to create, reshape and destroy universes to teach a sexist his place. :twisted:

And he could always ask Mandor to use his newly furnished Hells for the worst ones.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-07-29 01:24pm

I do have a few Gor book I like them becuase they have given me a few idea for some realy perverted stuff I'm going to work into a few kics I have kicking around

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-07-29 07:35pm

I'd suggest Cthulhu, but Ol' Big Green and Squidy might decline out of disgust.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-07-29 09:39pm

The Imperium of Man could be interesting, seeing as how the planet is ruled by aliens.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-30 02:08am

I just turned on TV to Cartoon network....

Bubbles, Blossom, & Buttercup anyone?

I claim you as a---

Gorean male reduced to ashes by a gjare,,,,

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-30 02:16am

Jadeite wrote:The Imperium of Man could be interesting, seeing as how the planet is ruled by aliens.

EXTERMINATUS!

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-07-30 03:53am

Jadeite wrote:The Imperium of Man could be interesting, seeing as how the planet is ruled by aliens.

Still there's a 50/50 chance the IOM will just liberate the planet from the Priest-Kings and leave things as they are. Given how the Priest-Kings lived in only a few spots on the planets, exterminatus isn't neccessary.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-30 04:05am

Knife Missile, programmed to only attack males, and do so in horribly creative ways.

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-07-30 04:06am

Iceberg wrote:somehow, seems appropriate. Or perhaps a loose alliance of Iczer-One, Tendou Akane and Sailor Uranus/Ten'ou Haruka.

I prefer iczer One and Two as one group, Ramna's brides-to-be in another, Sailor Senshi with the Ayakashi Sisters, Witches Five, Death Busters, Sailor Animates in another.

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot · Post by **Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot** » 2003-07-30 04:45am

Jadeite wrote:The Imperium of Man could be interesting, seeing as how the planet is ruled by aliens.

Depends on whether the Sisters of Battle get there first.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-07-30 05:34am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I just turned on TV to Cartoon network....

Bubbles, Blossom, & Buttercup anyone?

Would it not be more fun to enslave the Powerpuff Girls as you personla sex bunnies?

Mmmmm... powerpuff sex bunnies....

Although the Angels would be better...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-30 09:17am

Rubberanvil wrote:
Jadeite wrote:The Imperium of Man could be interesting, seeing as how the planet is ruled by aliens.
Still there's a 50/50 chance the IOM will just liberate the planet from the Priest-Kings and leave things as they are.

.... and then classify Gor as a "feral world", and start recruiting Imperial Guard Tarnsmen from it.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-30 09:26am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Rubberanvil wrote:
Jadeite wrote:The Imperium of Man could be interesting, seeing as how the planet is ruled by aliens.
Still there's a 50/50 chance the IOM will just liberate the planet from the Priest-Kings and leave things as they are.
.... and then classify Gor as a "feral world", and start recruiting Imperial Guard Tarnsmen from it.

That was about the only thing I liked about Gor.. the idea of eagles/raptors large enough to ride on....

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-30 10:22am

LadyTevar wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Rubberanvil wrote:Still there's a 50/50 chance the IOM will just liberate the planet from the Priest-Kings and leave things as they are.
.... and then classify Gor as a "feral world", and start recruiting Imperial Guard Tarnsmen from it.
That was about the only thing I liked about Gor.. the idea of eagles/raptors large enough to ride on....

Even though I also find the giant eagles to be the only good thing about Gor, John Norman probably stole that idea from somebody else.

As for punishing the Goreans - what about subjecting them to Freudian psycho-analysis?

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-30 11:01am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: That was about the only thing I liked about Gor.. the idea of eagles/raptors large enough to ride on....
Even though I also find the giant eagles to be the only good thing about Gor, John Norman probably stole that idea from somebody else.

As for punishing the Goreans - what about subjecting them to Freudian psycho-analysis?

Not painful enough.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-30 11:36am

LadyTevar wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: That was about the only thing I liked about Gor.. the idea of eagles/raptors large enough to ride on....
Even though I also find the giant eagles to be the only good thing about Gor, John Norman probably stole that idea from somebody else.

As for punishing the Goreans - what about subjecting them to Freudian psycho-analysis?
Not painful enough.

Still, hearing those psycho-analysises would be hilarious.

Ah - there's always good ol'fashioned napalm!

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2003-07-30 01:24pm

The She-Hulk. I've never actually read the comics she features in, but I figure it would be amusing to see her throw a Hulk tantrum on every male in Gor. Come to think of it The Hulk would probably lose his rag at them as well.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-30 02:05pm

Crazy_Vasey wrote:The She-Hulk. I've never actually read the comics she features in, but I figure it would be amusing to see her throw a Hulk tantrum on every male in Gor. Come to think of it The Hulk would probably lose his rag at them as well.

THAT would rock!!

SHE-HULK ANGRY! SHE-HULK SMASH!

Post by **Steve** » 2003-07-30 08:34pm

I've had an evil idea for Gor's comeuppance, it even ties into something I've been writing off and on..... NO! I must resist! Dammit Mark, stop encouraging me! AAAAAAAAAARGH!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-31 02:21am

Steve wrote:I've had an evil idea for Gor's comeuppance, it even ties into something I've been writing off and on..... NO! I must resist! Dammit Mark, stop encouraging me! AAAAAAAAAARGH!

Post by **Steve** » 2003-07-31 02:25am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Steve wrote:I've had an evil idea for Gor's comeuppance, it even ties into something I've been writing off and on..... NO! I must resist! Dammit Mark, stop encouraging me! AAAAAAAAAARGH!

I blame the heat. AC broke again, and I live in Central Florida.

And Mark = Iceberg, BTW.

Post by **Steve** » 2003-07-31 02:31am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Steve wrote:I've had an evil idea for Gor's comeuppance, it even ties into something I've been writing off and on..... NO! I must resist! Dammit Mark, stop encouraging me! AAAAAAAAAARGH!

Oh, and the writing I'm speaking of is called "Our Story", so it actually coincides with Michael Ryans' recommendation, though instead of IC equivalents on the Crimson Blade, it'd be a dozen SBers and SDNers with Final Fantasy class-based powers and at Level 99.

And they would include female members, whose class uniforms are obviously not the garb of "free women" on Gor, so some limpdick Gorean would try to make them a slave. That would be sufficient provocation for the unleashing of an ass-whuppin', I think.

Ultima, when you absolutely, positively have to kill every last mother fucker in your way. Accept no substitutes!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-07-31 02:42am

Ultima! It's like 10 gallons of asskicking in a 2 gallon jug!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-31 07:21am

How about SIL?.....

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-07-31 09:25am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:How about SIL?.....

Sil? As in Species?

Hrm.... naasssssty.