Sadism: The Most Appropriate Punishment for Gor

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-08-05 11:10pm

I say Faith from "Buffy", She'd kill them, but first she'd utterly destroy them sexually, dominating them one by one every step of the way.

Faith: "I'm up for anything, as long as they remember who's on top."
Spike: "And that would be you."
Faith: "Yeah."

Or, Failing that, A Combination of Armor Mothra (Mothra's Strongest Form) and Biollante.

Female Monster Gods have got to be a blow to the ego.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-06 02:03am

LadyTevar wrote: He forgot.

According to Norman, there are two common Gorean names for a slave girl: Tala or Tela.
But the worst name that you could give a slave is a recognizably EARTH name (Betty, Susan, Cathy, etc). Why? Because an Earth Woman was supposed to be the sluttiest slaves around, once trained properly.

Except for the Panther Girls, of course. All strong women are repressed sluts in Lange's mind... But we figured out that trend a while ago.

Post by **Steve** » 2003-08-06 02:14am

And the battle-cry for the thread is born!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-06 02:49am

Vasquez from the Aliens movies...

Let me guess it's another fucking bug hunt....

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-06 02:53am

Ungoliant arrives....

good spiders....

ps wrapped up gorean men make nice "Snacks"

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-06 11:04am

BTW - I have another idea for punishing Gor!!

Lelith Hesperax, Mistress of the Cult of Strife. (Warhammer 40K)

When I did a poll about which sci-fi women you'd least like to blind date, Hesperax won it by a landslide. I can just imagine following scenario:

Tarl Cabot: I take you as my slave!
(Hesperax impales Cabot with a trident)
Hesperax: As your what?? (laughs malevolently)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-06 02:03pm

Not cruel enough...

Hell WOD Lillith would just Consume a whole town just to get a slight assuage in her hunger....

Kali or Taimat would look, laugh transform into their Pissed off battle forms scare everyone shitless (Literally), killing many men just at the sight of them (ok there' a four armed four breasted woman, with 6 inch fangs, standing 10' tall, wearing a necklace and a thong made from babies skulls, and covered in gore, I figure Devi/Kali wins)a

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot · Post by **Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot** » 2003-08-06 02:11pm

Dachande (AvP: Prey) and a hunting party of Blooded (read: experienced) warriors out to do the job. Predators don't take kindly in the slightest to that sort of behaviour.

Ryoga · Post by **Ryoga** » 2003-08-06 02:27pm

On second thought, actually, it occured to me that Gor appears to be a medieval-tech world with the exception of those orbital lasers. So any female android would be able to do the job, since they have no conceivable way of 'modifying' their behavior. So T-X, The Guardian, Jocasta, girls like that are all viable.

I still think KOS-MOS would be the most amusing one of the bunch, if only because she seems to have just enough emotion to do something cruel like, say, break an opponent's forearm into tiny bone fragments before putting her hand through their sternum.

Post by **Steve** » 2003-08-06 02:44pm

Well, the problem is, the Priest-Kings could vaporize the android in question, unless one... deals with them.

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-08-06 03:39pm

This thread still alive? Well, how about

Hadriel, Duchess of Domination:

and her merry servants, Pain Mistresses:

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot · Post by **Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot** » 2003-08-06 04:00pm

Steve wrote:Well, the problem is, the Priest-Kings could vaporize the android in question, unless one... deals with them.

Now, where did I put the Sabbat Worlds Crusade? About ten-thousand of His Divine Majesty's finest vessels should deal with those unwashed primitives on Gor in an aproppriate manner.

And if they want to duel someone, we've got Gaunt and his precognition inducing power sword.

DeadM · Post by **DeadM** » 2003-08-06 04:16pm

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot wrote:Dachande (AvP: Prey) and a hunting party of Blooded (read: experienced) warriors out to do the job. Predators don't take kindly in the slightest to that sort of behaviour.

I've heard that the female predators are stronger, faster and bigger than the males.

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot · Post by **Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot** » 2003-08-06 04:20pm

DeadM wrote:
Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot wrote:Dachande (AvP: Prey) and a hunting party of Blooded (read: experienced) warriors out to do the job. Predators don't take kindly in the slightest to that sort of behaviour.
I've heard that the female predators are stronger, faster and bigger than the males.

They are. In Prey, it's implicitly stated that they are. Hell, Dachande's mate tossed him across a frigging' room by accident.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-08-06 08:35pm

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot wrote:
DeadM wrote:
Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot wrote:Dachande (AvP: Prey) and a hunting party of Blooded (read: experienced) warriors out to do the job. Predators don't take kindly in the slightest to that sort of behaviour.
I've heard that the female predators are stronger, faster and bigger than the males.

They are. In Prey, it's implicitly stated that they are. Hell, Dachande's mate tossed him across a frigging' room by accident.

Why do Male Predators trophy-hunt? Because it gets them SEX.

Anyway, I've never heard of any Female Preds even leaving their home system, so we'd not get a look at the Goreans being overrun. At best you might get a small hunting party of males raiding the planet every twenty years or so. hell, the Priest-Kings would even allow that, as long as the Preds stuck to 'primative' weapons.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-08-06 09:00pm

Has anybody mentioned xenomorphs? They'd play merry hell with Gor.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-08-06 11:07pm

You know, I see this thread and can't help but think of one thing:

Fucking FATAL.

Stormin · Post by **Stormin** » 2003-08-06 11:16pm

How about a plague or something to kill off all humans, priest kings and those other aliens and leave the planet to those peaceful spider creatures shown in the first book? Get rid of the trash and leave the planet to someone who may not be total freaks.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-07 02:06am

One last thought.

Convention of Anime Girls

Ako, The Senshi, etc.

Who needs orbital lasers when you have teenagers who ARE "Etinction Level Events."

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-07 02:18am

another though, *Way over kill*

Could even the combined might of the priest kings and all their tech defeat one Gor stranded unit JDA-749 Joan D'Arc?

Hendrake · Post by **Hendrake** » 2003-08-07 08:00am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Or perhaps Lu Tze of Pratchett's Thief of Time would like to have a crack at it. In a day the entire male population would have felt the pain of having to deal with objects thrown at them at several times the speed of sound.

Or Granny Weatherwax. Gor really deserves the personal visit of Granny, one at the time, starting with the so-called "hero" bastard.

Let her scramble their brains like they where eggs. Let them listen to colours and hear smells. Or think they are frogs. :twisted:

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-07 08:38am

Hendrake wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Or perhaps Lu Tze of Pratchett's Thief of Time would like to have a crack at it. In a day the entire male population would have felt the pain of having to deal with objects thrown at them at several times the speed of sound.
Or Granny Weatherwax. Gor really deserves the personal visit of Granny, one at the time, starting with the so-called "hero" bastard.

Let her scramble their brains like they where eggs. Let them listen to colours and hear smells. Or think they are frogs.

methinks Susan would like a crack at it.

Neither of them Hold With That Kind of Thing.

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2003-08-07 09:19am

Well it won't have the irony factor of having them ripped up by a female (or would it, at least one of them laid eggs) how about dropping a shipful (1 Stardestroyer's worth should be sufficient) of Crites on them.

Bloodshed, mutilitation of farm animals, tumbleweed impressions, and humorous subtitles ensue.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2003-08-07 11:02am

Actaully wasn't the novel "Deadlist of the specis" about a hunting female? So a female could in theory hunt on Gor. And guys, while that scene is a good example of female pred strenght you guys should of remembered that Broken Tusk also said that in a fight between a unarmed female and a meelee armed expereinced warrior, he would be beting on the female.

Thats a hell of an example.

Another attack on Gor: How about a hundred infeacted women from 28 days later?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-08 11:05am

What about....

JANEWAY PORN!!