Let's make this more interesting, since this thread is a bit ridiculous. Violet Song Jat Shariff is going to do her usual badass thing, when Alice from the Resident Evil film franchise and John Preston from the Equilibrium film appear in the same forest. They all fight each other to the death because they all think they're the star of this action film, and are supposed to kill people randomly at the drop of a hat instead of holding a conversation.
Meanwhile, ROB has moved away the US army, and replaced them with the mooks from Ultraviolet, the Umbrella Corporation from the Resident Evil films, and the Clerics from Equilibrium, who are all perplexed, but since this is action movie world, open fire at each other.
What happens?
Song Jat Shariff VS The entire U.S. Military (Ultraviolet + Real Life)
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Re: Song Jat Shariff VS The entire U.S. Military (Ultraviolet + Real Life)
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Re: Song Jat Shariff VS The entire U.S. Military (Ultraviolet + Real Life)
I think just throwing soldiers at her would do, because as mentioned, there *was* a scene where she just let some random mooks have guns pointed at her point blank for several seconds because they were waiting for her to act/catch her breath/whatever.
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Re: Song Jat Shariff VS The entire U.S. Military (Ultraviolet + Real Life)
Do you mean this best gunfight strategy ever scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVm965-lHH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVm965-lHH8
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Re: Song Jat Shariff VS The entire U.S. Military (Ultraviolet + Real Life)
Well, that was silly. It seemed like the mooks were purposely walking into the line of fire so that they could guarantee getting shot by their own side.Sea Skimmer wrote:Do you mean this best gunfight strategy ever scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVm965-lHH8
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Re: Song Jat Shariff VS The entire U.S. Military (Ultraviolet + Real Life)
Also everybody was firing tracers for some reason and did those bullets look like they were moving at 300+ mps to you?
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Re: Song Jat Shariff VS The entire U.S. Military (Ultraviolet + Real Life)
I'm sure it was meant to represent 'she was moving so they'd aim that way,' but yes.FaxModem1 wrote: Well, that was silly. It seemed like the mooks were purposely walking into the line of fire so that they could guarantee getting shot by their own side.
And these are not the worst mooks in the movie!
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Re: Song Jat Shariff VS The entire U.S. Military (Ultraviolet + Real Life)
I notice that at the very end of the fight, 5 mooks were surrounding her. Five.FaxModem1 wrote:Well, that was silly. It seemed like the mooks were purposely walking into the line of fire so that they could guarantee getting shot by their own side.Sea Skimmer wrote:Do you mean this best gunfight strategy ever scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVm965-lHH8
Draw a circle. Place an odd number of points evenly spaced around the edge. Trace a straight line from any of those points through the centre and back out the other side. Note how it passes between the other points.
There is no way those mooks were aiming at her.
Re: Song Jat Shariff VS The entire U.S. Military (Ultraviolet + Real Life)
There was also a scene where there were literally hundreds of foes so she didn't fight.
I mean, given prior stuff I see no reason she couldn't kill arbitrary numbers of people that mooky, but actual intent was to imply it was too much for her.
I mean, given prior stuff I see no reason she couldn't kill arbitrary numbers of people that mooky, but actual intent was to imply it was too much for her.