Tonight's Big O and the "sleeker = better" fallacy

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-03 02:11am

why do all threads have to degenerate into lesbian sex or Cthutlu?

Hmm, female andriods Dorthy, Andromeda, Naomie, and Guri....

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-09-03 03:54am

Do not speak in such ways of the chaste and virtuous Dorothy, pervert! She's one of the very few chicks in anime that doesn't look like a stripper dressed in scraps collected from the floor of a clown suit factory!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-03 04:14am

True, I was just playing off the stereotypes already present.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-09-03 05:24am

I was actually speaking more to the guy who made the initial 'attachments' remark. I shoulda quoted.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-03 05:57am

Why do you think I started mine with the infamous SDN behaviour.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-03 09:44am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:why do all threads have to degenerate into lesbian sex or Cthutlu?

Or - in case of the "Why is Harry Potter hated and loved by different people" thread - both!!

(and all thanks to my "Willow Rosenberg/Asenath Waite slashfic" joke!)

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-09-03 03:51pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:why do all threads have to degenerate into lesbian sex or Cthutlu?
Or - in case of the "Why is Harry Potter hated and loved by different people" thread - both!!

Lesbian sex with Cthutlu? Ew!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-04 09:12am

SAMAS wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:why do all threads have to degenerate into lesbian sex or Cthutlu?
Or - in case of the "Why is Harry Potter hated and loved by different people" thread - both!!
Lesbian sex with Cthutlu? Ew!

No, it was this:

As someone pointed out that "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" made references to HPL, I jokingly announced that I was about to write a Willow Rosenberg/Asenath Waite slashfic. Of course I was joking - but if I'd ever were to write such a slashfic, I'd just stick to Asenath-on-Willow without throwing in any anthropomorphized octopi.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-09-04 09:25am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Do not speak in such ways of the chaste and virtuous Dorothy, pervert! She's one of the very few chicks in anime that doesn't look like a stripper dressed in scraps collected from the floor of a clown suit factory!

A twelve-year-old natalie portman looked cute doing that.

And Simon, several people would probably ask for Cthulhian Tentcle porn afterwards, so of course it isn't a good idea.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-09-04 01:11pm

Grrraghghghgrrghrgrrghggh!!!!!

GET OUT OF THIS THREAD WITH YOUR TENTACLE-PORN, INFIDELS!!!!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-04 01:12pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Grrraghghghgrrghrgrrghggh!!!!!

GET OUT OF THIS THREAD WITH YOUR TENTACLE-PORN, INFIDELS!!!!

Do you have a problem with tentacle porn? Maybe I should see if I can find ESB...

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-04 01:22pm

SirNitram wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Grrraghghghgrrghrgrrghggh!!!!!

GET OUT OF THIS THREAD WITH YOUR TENTACLE-PORN, INFIDELS!!!!

Do you have a problem with tentacle porn? Maybe I should see if I can find ESB...

*THWAP!*

No Tentacle pr0n

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-04 02:27pm

Singular Quartet wrote:And Simon, several people would probably ask for Cthulhian Tentcle porn afterwards, so of course it isn't a good idea.

Anyway, the Unwritten Code Of Honour I adhere to when writing forbids me from writing slashfics. At worst a little smooching, but not more than that.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-09-06 01:59am

Damn you people and your anti-tentacle bias! When did tentacles ever sodomize or in any other way violate you, huh?

*readies plan to form tentacled-creature-rights group*