The Yosemite Bear wrote:
*Alia kills the last preist king while fucking him*
BTW, what do those priest-kings look like?? I can barely hear about Gor without all this talk about how the planet is limited to medieval technology by its extraterrestrial clergy, but can any of you tell me about these priest-king folks??
LadyTevar wrote:According to novels, a 'FreeWoman' doesn't even enjoy sex, it takes being collared and chained to free the sensual side of her.
Proof that John Norman is the world's only psychiatrist who's also a psychopath. In any case, something's truly wrong with him.
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
The Yosemite Bear wrote:
*Alia kills the last preist king while fucking him*
BTW, what do those priest-kings look like?? I can barely hear about Gor without all this talk about how the planet is limited to medieval technology by its extraterrestrial clergy, but can any of you tell me about these priest-king folks??
Golden insects I belive.
Village Idiot: "Or why one person opinion's of another person doesn't mean squat in the large scheme of things"
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same."
We only need to send two women to have these idiots begging for forgiveness:
3WA Trouble Consultants Kei and Yuri, codename Lovely Angels (AKA the Dirty Pair).
Bloody Card, anybody?
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
The Yosemite Bear wrote:
*Alia kills the last preist king while fucking him*
BTW, what do those priest-kings look like?? I can barely hear about Gor without all this talk about how the planet is limited to medieval technology by its extraterrestrial clergy, but can any of you tell me about these priest-king folks??
The PriestKings are actually a highly intelligent race of insectoids. They are a hive, ruled by a Queen. There is also a position for a vizier, or advisor to the queen, the current Vizier is a friend of the 'hero' Tarn. The description makes me think of giant cockroaches.
There is another spacefacing race, whose description makes me think of White Wolf's Black Spiral Dancers: Werewolves with 6 finger-like clawed tentacles on each hand. They are vicious fighters who destroyed their own world in a civil war, and now want Gor/CounterEarth for themselves.
The PriestKings consider humans and this other race to be similar in nature, and by studying the humans the PriestKings thought to understand their enemies.
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
The Yosemite Bear wrote:
*Alia kills the last preist king while fucking him*
BTW, what do those priest-kings look like?? I can barely hear about Gor without all this talk about how the planet is limited to medieval technology by its extraterrestrial clergy, but can any of you tell me about these priest-king folks??
The PriestKings are actually a highly intelligent race of insectoids. They are a hive, ruled by a Queen. There is also a position for a vizier, or advisor to the queen, the current Vizier is a friend of the 'hero' Tarn. The description makes me think of giant cockroaches.
10-feet cockroaches? Yet another proof that something's wrong with John Norman.
Because...
Everybody knows that a 10-foot praying mantis is way cooler than a 10-foot cockroach!
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
hmmm Termites are related to roaches and thats where they may have gotten the idea for them ....
Who to send Chichi 18 Blond Launch unablke to turn back Videl Bra and Pan then arramnge it so there husbnds/fathers can come help them
Brotherhood of the Bear Monkey Clonemaster , Anti Care Bears League,
Bureaucrat and BOFH of the HAB,
Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
Black Mage,
The fact that there actually were somebody who were willing to turn John Norman's hackjob writing into film scares me more than the average H.P. Lovecraft short story....
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
The fact that there actually were somebody who were willing to turn John Norman's hackjob writing into film scares me more than the average H.P. Lovecraft short story....
What scares me is that while the film was nothing like the books, it *might* have been the better of the two
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
Iceberg wrote:We only need to send two women to have these idiots begging for forgiveness:
3WA Trouble Consultants Kei and Yuri, codename Lovely Angels (AKA the Dirty Pair).
Bloody Card, anybody?
Could probably do it with one, Ifurita after her control circuit fried with her Key Staff. After they start that speal she'd probably go on a vengeance quest, they're so dead.
I think a very pissy sucubus like Morrigan Aeslyne (last name right?) would have a field day. Oh, you want to chain me up and fuck me all night. Mmm... another yummy soul to eat. Or she turns a wing into a hacksaw and goes to town.
A teenage girl is just a teenage boy who can get laid.
-GTO
We're not just doing this for money; we're doing this for a shitload of money!
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Just send Shkai'ra against them and her forces from Snowbrother. It's not like the Goreans have anything that could really stop their entire society from being destroyed, given enough time... And the Priest-Kings wouldn't stop her, considering she's at the same tech-level the Goreans are.
Related, I want to see John Norman looked up with some SCA Renuciates (Darkover) with very sharp things
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
Thomas Paine
"For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten."
Ecclesiastes 9:5 (KJV)
I like the idea of putting a super dreadnought in orbit commanded by Honor Harrinton, the side walls shrug off the lasers and then the dreadnought opens up follwed by marines in power armors commanded by Major Hibbens
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."
Thomas Paine
"For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten."
Ecclesiastes 9:5 (KJV)
Science question while we are at it. Wouldn't generation's living on a world with lighter gravity eventauly cuase them to adapt to it, or would there phyisical structures stay the same?
Village Idiot: "Or why one person opinion's of another person doesn't mean squat in the large scheme of things"
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same."
If you come to think about it, the Meatfucker is the best way to go. Other choices mentioned can only provide a very painful method of death to the male population of Gor. The Meatfucker can effectorize the entire male population, and make them re-live the life of every slave on Gor over and over and over and over again until their brains explode.
Come on Fgalkin, Meatfucker is much nastier than that. He'd probably make portions of the population think their penises where attacking them, just to watch the look on their faces when they cut them off. Or send a couple drones down to do some probing with knife missles. This was one sick fuck we had here. He would think of nasty things we couldn't dream of. Hell, its theoretically possible for him to slowly turn all the male population into females, and vice versa. Maybe they would like seeing how it felt to get raped up the ass, huh?
Oh, Meatfucker, we hardly knew you, yet your appitite for destruction serves us all.
A teenage girl is just a teenage boy who can get laid.
-GTO
We're not just doing this for money; we're doing this for a shitload of money!
Involving the Culture and Netherese: For when you want your opponents to really suffer for their crimes. Though I had intended this to be a showcase of the amount of fun Fantasy groups could have, I shall never say no to some of Grey Area's destructive mania.
Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.
Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
This day is Fantastic!
Myers Briggs: ENTJ
Political Compass: -3/-6 DOOMerWoW
"I really hate it when the guy you were pegging as Mr. Worst Case starts saying, "Oh, I was wrong, it's going to be much worse." " - Adrian Laguna
Aeryn Sun and a squadron of Female Peacekeeper Commandos.
To quote John Criton(I know I mis-spelled it.):
Damn, Smokey! You can't argue with a woman!
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
What part of [ ,, N() ] don't you understand?
Skeptical Armada Cynic: ROU Aggressive Logic
SDN Ranger: Skeptical Ambassador EOD
Mr Golgotha, Ms Scheck, we're running low on skin. I suggest you harvest another lesbian!
Let's see send in the Janeway clones, drop a few drow cites on Gor or better yet let lose a gender bender pluage on Gor that swaps men and woman then unlesh a pluage that turns men and woman into hromardies
Or better yet turn the men and woman into asexual beings.
Brotherhood of the Monkey: Rabid Sith Monkey from hell.
Mad scribbler of the Writer's Guild Headquarters
Grand Inquisitor of ASVS (ret) ASVS Vets Assc.
" poor bruised and mistreated? jesus Christ Iggy, you haven't been watching Voyager reruns again have you? " - Darth Fanboy
The combined shittiness of SoT and Gor, possibly the two worst literary works since the invention of Linear A, might cause the entire universe to implode on itself. Better not risk it.
I say, unleash the Lady and her empire, complete with the Ten Who Were Taken. Stormbringer and Soulcatcher will have a field day.
GOREAN: I take you as -flesh melts off-
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
LT.Hit-Man wrote:Let's see send in the Janeway clones, drop a few drow cites on Gor or better yet let lose a gender bender pluage on Gor that swaps men and woman then unlesh a pluage that turns men and woman into hromardies
Or better yet turn the men and woman into asexual beings.
What, don't want to do it the old fashioned way? I even loaded up your guns with special stun rounds so you can have more.. Fun.
Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.
Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
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