Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

[madd0ct0r]

Deja Fu - A style based around flowing moves, tiny shuffling steps, rhythmic kata and blatant cheating of cause and effect. Performed by an expert, you can get literally knocked into next week.


Akidon't - A martial art based around never losing, by never fighting. The most accomplished practitioners can slide through a riot, not even ducking punches as people trip, pause or otherwise hesitate long enough to see themselves through an outside observer, and feel pretty silly.

[LaCroix]

Skunk Poo - The fine art of projectile excretion. Most enemies flee in panic as soon as you get on your hands.

Carat-eh' - Female vs female fighting style that involves bedazzling your enemies by showing off the ring your man proposed with. Long-time practicioners usually develop tinnitus, though, due to the very vocal initial reaction of most victims.

[Enigma]

Nocan-do - Is a martial art in which you never involve yourself in a fight no matter the opponent. No matter how badly the opponent wants to fight you, you'll always find a way out and deny a fight just by talking.

Bullshit-su - The art of bluffing your way through a fight and win by either defeating you opponent through sheer BS or if the opponent is too strong by running away.

[madd0ct0r]

Horrogami - the art of folding skin, often leaving the loser looking a little like a frog, crane or crumpled balloon.

[Crazedwraith]

Ju-do: style involving grips and throws using prehensile hair.

[Khaat]

Mav-cravat - your anachronistic neck-wear is so stunning the opponent loses interest in fighting and instead begins fawning.

[Jub]

Neat Clean Do - You can tidy up any opponent with this series of sweeps and submission folds.

Crave Mega - You can activate intense cravings by striking key pressure points. Such cravings could be food, sleep, sex, any strong desire can be active with enough skill.

[Crazedwraith]

Krav MAGA - It's just the best martial arts. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it. For use on bad hombres.

[Solauren]

Kat-rate. Useful martial art,useless against Bats

[Raw Shark]

Kung F-U: Your opponent is disarmed by a barrage of belittlement.

[mr friendly guy]

Troll Shido. You get them so angry with taunts they lose their cool and make mistakes, thus allowing you to win.

[Solauren]

A-kid-o: You trick your opponents into thinking it's all a joke, before hitting them in the crotch.

[Batman]

Being Batman. You win by default

[Raw Shark]

Show-Dokan: Just show up looking like a degenerate kid. They don't expect you to open the can right up after that.

[Raw Shark]

Side note: Is it wrong that I think fighting is really funny? It's sort of my position than the concussions have been worth it. Most of 'em deserved what they got.

[Deathstalker]

Jew-do: Someone being a schmuck, denying the Holocaust? Flip'em on his tuchus!

[Jub]

HEP Ki Do: Turns you HEP A into a weapon. Open a vein, spray, they go away.

[madd0ct0r]

OFF FIST WORK: like older styles built around peasent tools like rice flails, this style is built around deft use of pins, staplers and stacks of paper.

PEDALATTE : rare style for fighting from the bicyle saddle against mounted and grounded opponents.