The Cthulhu Mythos: Based Upon True Stories!
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The Cthulhu Mythos: Based Upon True Stories!
If Lovecraft had marketed his horror tales as "based upon true stories" like if he was some sort of 1920s equivalent of Whitley Strieber, what would have happened??
Would many ordinary people suddenly claim to have encountered Great Old Ones??
And what about the Necronomicon???
Would Lovecraft's correspondents later denounce it as fraud??
This "experiment" is also interesting, considering that Lovecraft might have started that whole Ancient Astronaut thing.
Your thoughts??
Personally, I would worry about its social consequences, but I'd love to see following title upon a book: The Case Of Charles Dexter Ward - based upon a true story!
Would many ordinary people suddenly claim to have encountered Great Old Ones??
And what about the Necronomicon???
Would Lovecraft's correspondents later denounce it as fraud??
This "experiment" is also interesting, considering that Lovecraft might have started that whole Ancient Astronaut thing.
Your thoughts??
Personally, I would worry about its social consequences, but I'd love to see following title upon a book: The Case Of Charles Dexter Ward - based upon a true story!
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Actually, today there are people who seriously claim to have seen Cthulhu.3rd Impact wrote:More than likely someone would claim to have seen Cthulhu...
These are actual e-mails sent to a website about the Necronomicon.
But if Lovecraft claimed his stories to be Truth, there would be more Cthulhu sightings.
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I thought some members of the Miskatonic University expedition to Antarctica returned??? Or did they?? (It's a bit since I read "At The Mountains Of The Madness")DPDarkPrimus wrote:The people who have encountered the Old Ones are in no condition to tell you about them.
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Just because they returned, doesn't mean they are in any condition to tell about their encounters.Simon H.Johansen wrote: I thought some members of the Miskatonic University expedition to Antarctica returned??? Or did they?? (It's a bit since I read "At The Mountains Of The Madness")
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Two did, but the survivors did not really encounter anything, they found some comatose Elder Things and 1 Shoggoth (I can't remember if they actually encountered it or just heard it and ran like hell). And I believe 1 of the two survivors went insane afterwards.Simon H.Johansen wrote:I thought some members of the Miskatonic University expedition to Antarctica returned??? Or did they?? (It's a bit since I read "At The Mountains Of The Madness")DPDarkPrimus wrote:The people who have encountered the Old Ones are in no condition to tell you about them.
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I don't think their "sanity loss" affected their ability to tell about the traumatizing events. (It was mentioned in the beginning of "At The Mountains..." that one of the survivors were ridiculed as he told of his discoveries 'neath the ice)DPDarkPrimus wrote:Just because they returned, doesn't mean they are in any condition to tell about their encounters.Simon H.Johansen wrote: I thought some members of the Miskatonic University expedition to Antarctica returned??? Or did they?? (It's a bit since I read "At The Mountains Of The Madness")
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I have this wierd mental image of a tabloid cover with some woman saying that she had Cthulhu's lovechild, with a poorly edited photo of their kid with a squid for a head...
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Nahhh she was at a frat party and had way to much to drink and got cock blocked by a bunch of mind flayers .The Drunkard Kid wrote:I have this wierd mental image of a tabloid cover with some woman saying that she had Cthulhu's lovechild, with a poorly edited photo of their kid with a squid for a head...
That's how these things usualy happen.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Hey I have done games werer Skaven, & Deepones foungt it out for control of waterdeep....
Oh, that is a thought too....
So who won the control opf waterdeep
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Ic do they kiss and make up or out after the fight?The Yosemite Bear wrote:Depends, Obviously not Blackstaff....
As for wno wound up destroying waterdeep, well, it's bad when Mystra fights Cthutlu...
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You have Warhammer rules for Deep Ones??The Yosemite Bear wrote:Hey I have done games werer Skaven, & Deepones foungt it out for control of waterdeep....
Oh, that is a thought too....
(BTW, the D&D Monster Manual has an entry for creatures called "Skum", which are unnervingly similar to Deep Ones)
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I know *heaps* of crazy goth-fools who not only claim to have READ the Necronomicon, but that the crappy paperback they bought from a mainstream bookstore is actually the Ancient Tome of Forbidden Knowledge of Kewlness.
And they REALLY mean it. They'll argue all day that it's not a fictional book invented by a pulp author in the 20s. 'He must have KNOWN!' they cry, wide eyed... lol
And they REALLY mean it. They'll argue all day that it's not a fictional book invented by a pulp author in the 20s. 'He must have KNOWN!' they cry, wide eyed... lol
....Stark wrote:I know *heaps* of crazy goth-fools who not only claim to have READ the Necronomicon, but that the crappy paperback they bought from a mainstream bookstore is actually the Ancient Tome of Forbidden Knowledge of Kewlness.
And they REALLY mean it. They'll argue all day that it's not a fictional book invented by a pulp author in the 20s. 'He must have KNOWN!' they cry, wide eyed... lol
This is a true story, about a guy I knew in college.
He was a Lovecraft fanatic. Read the stories, bought every Call of Cthulu gaming accessory, and owned a copy of the Necronomicon that he used for his 'spells'.
Now, belief is a powerful thing. I hated to go into his room, because it always had this very nasty 'feel' to it: dark and heavy, even when the sun was shining. He knew this, and loved to play off it. One night he dropped his Necronomicon into my hand, and it shocked me. Literally an electric shock, making my hand spasm so I dropped the book. Now, looking back, it could have simply been static... but at the time it scared me to half to death!
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Which Necronomicon?? That black paperback from Avon Books filled with all sorts of hokey Sumerian mythology??LadyTevar wrote:....Stark wrote:I know *heaps* of crazy goth-fools who not only claim to have READ the Necronomicon, but that the crappy paperback they bought from a mainstream bookstore is actually the Ancient Tome of Forbidden Knowledge of Kewlness.
And they REALLY mean it. They'll argue all day that it's not a fictional book invented by a pulp author in the 20s. 'He must have KNOWN!' they cry, wide eyed... lol
This is a true story, about a guy I knew in college.
He was a Lovecraft fanatic. Read the stories, bought every Call of Cthulu gaming accessory, and owned a copy of the Necronomicon that he used for his 'spells'.
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The paperback on available back in the '80's, yes.Simon H.Johansen wrote:Which Necronomicon?? That black paperback from Avon Books filled with all sorts of hokey Sumerian mythology??LadyTevar wrote:....Stark wrote:I know *heaps* of crazy goth-fools who not only claim to have READ the Necronomicon, but that the crappy paperback they bought from a mainstream bookstore is actually the Ancient Tome of Forbidden Knowledge of Kewlness.
And they REALLY mean it. They'll argue all day that it's not a fictional book invented by a pulp author in the 20s. 'He must have KNOWN!' they cry, wide eyed... lol
This is a true story, about a guy I knew in college.
He was a Lovecraft fanatic. Read the stories, bought every Call of Cthulu gaming accessory, and owned a copy of the Necronomicon that he used for his 'spells'.
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
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Well, don't count on it being the Necronomicon which Lovecraft spoke of.LadyTevar wrote:The paperback on available back in the '80's, yes.Simon H.Johansen wrote:Which Necronomicon?? That black paperback from Avon Books filled with all sorts of hokey Sumerian mythology??LadyTevar wrote: ....
This is a true story, about a guy I knew in college.
He was a Lovecraft fanatic. Read the stories, bought every Call of Cthulu gaming accessory, and owned a copy of the Necronomicon that he used for his 'spells'.
For example, it speaks of the Great Old Ones as "chthonic deities" even though they are from outer space. And Nyarlathotep isn't even mentioned.
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A psi shock I hate thatLadyTevar wrote:....Stark wrote:I know *heaps* of crazy goth-fools who not only claim to have READ the Necronomicon, but that the crappy paperback they bought from a mainstream bookstore is actually the Ancient Tome of Forbidden Knowledge of Kewlness.
And they REALLY mean it. They'll argue all day that it's not a fictional book invented by a pulp author in the 20s. 'He must have KNOWN!' they cry, wide eyed... lol
This is a true story, about a guy I knew in college.
He was a Lovecraft fanatic. Read the stories, bought every Call of Cthulu gaming accessory, and owned a copy of the Necronomicon that he used for his 'spells'.
Now, belief is a powerful thing. I hated to go into his room, because it always had this very nasty 'feel' to it: dark and heavy, even when the sun was shining. He knew this, and loved to play off it. One night he dropped his Necronomicon into my hand, and it shocked me. Literally an electric shock, making my hand spasm so I dropped the book. Now, looking back, it could have simply been static... but at the time it scared me to half to death!
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