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How do you take out a dragon...

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And show it a good night on the town?

Derived from the "how do you take down a dragon" thread. Sex is optional. Assume a dragon of your preferred gender.
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Hmm.. interesting question... I assume the dragon is polymorphed into a human form?

I will assume a bronze dragon...

First, local swimming pool. Bronze dragons love water, and taking them to a public pool would be rather fun.

Then, later off to see a good war flick..

Then dinner... probably Red Lobster for some nice seafood...

Then whatever happens next is up the the dragon.
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Depends on the Dragon, really.
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LAN PARTY!!!!


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With a dragon as a bodyguard, I'd go anywhere I damn well please (or, more likely, anywhere SHE damn well pleases). Also, I'd leave out the sex bit, although innocent cuddling would be OK. I'd worry about what she'd want, though. :shock:
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Iceberg wrote:And show it a good night on the town?

Derived from the "how do you take down a dragon" thread. Sex is optional. Assume a dragon of your preferred gender.
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A nice dinner at Bennigans(Everything on the menu... And give it wings!), followed up by a little jaunt across the multiverse.
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*Blink* *blink*

Well, it depends on the dragon,a nd it also depends on what she's intrested and... well... I imagine it'd bea lot like taking a human out on a date, except waaaaaaaaay larger resturant bill. Just pray she deciedes to pick up the tab.
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Would this be one of the Fuolornis Fire Dragons of Brequinda?
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Drooling Iguana wrote:Would this be one of the Fuolornis Fire Dragons of Brequinda?
Actually, I would imagine that it would be more like the a AD&D dragon...

Oh, looking through my good ol` Monsterious Manuel from 2nd Edition, the most likely dragon you will encounter in a city would be a Steel Dragon. Unlike most dragons, it can't subsist entirely on human food,a nd as such will take a hunting trip once or twice a month. Thus, it means fully well that if the dragon is in human form, you only have to buy it a human dinner.
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Buy her a gift. An expensive gift. And you'd better pray to all the Gods you can think off that it's real. She'll know, you know.
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