SDnet must stop 3rd impact (Evangelion)

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SDnet must stop 3rd impact (Evangelion)

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A topic from another board:


Captain Orsai wrote:Thats right. We're arriving in Toyko-3. Our job is to repel SEELE and prevent 3rd Impact.

One limitation: Nothing exescisively (SP?) more powerful than, we'll say, IoM/GE hardware.

Now, we're being split into four detachments for this. You can choose which one you want in.

The first (eight volunteers) is going to aid EVA Unit-02 in dealing with the MP Evas. Their gear consists of the following:
Sidearm (may be required later):
Melee (see above):
Armour (just something like flak armour etc.):
Mecha (nothing more powerful than a standard (Dictactio pattern) Warlord):

The second is going armour/arty hunting. Their gear:
Sidearm:
Melee:
Armour:
Tank/vehicle of choice (nothing heavier than a Predator Annihilator):

The third has infantry to deal with. Their gear:
Rifle:
Sidearm:
Melee:
Armour:
Grenades:

The fourth has what may be the more difficult task; stopping 3rd Impact. To that effect, they have to eliminate any way SEELE (or anyone else for that matter) can cause 3rdI. Therefore, they can go for whatever they think they'll need.

As for me? I'm joining the mecha group. My equip:
Sidearm: Master-crafted plasma pistol
Melee: Power sword
Armour: Flak jacket, IG version
Mech: IoM Warlord Titan, Dictactio fit, named Gloriam Imperator.

Time to get to work. And feel free to point out anything I've missed :) .

For the fourth group, the topic starter has said that Culture tech is allowed.

With all this in mind, what will you do?
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Don my Black Mage Hat, pull out some Netherese magic, kick ass in every direction. At once.
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SirNitram wrote:Don my Black Mage Hat, pull out some Netherese magic, kick ass in every direction. At once.
I assume this is for the fourth group, right? Since for the other three, there's limitations.
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Shinova wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Don my Black Mage Hat, pull out some Netherese magic, kick ass in every direction. At once.
I assume this is for the fourth group, right? Since for the other three, there's limitations.
Sadly. People are so discriminatory about being able to arbitrarily alter space/time.
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Force storm the Evas.
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Connor MacLeod wrote:Force storm the Evas.
FORCE STORM! HADOKEN! PULSE! METEOR SWARM! KILL KILL KILL!
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Just strap a big-ass spear to a tank. Yeah, that's the ticket!
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Just send Sea Skimmer in, his sheer hatred of mecha should be enough to kill them by his will alone, alternatively he could use tanks from earth's history and show how they're better than mecha.

The gnomes could always stab them with golden knives, or just swarm them.

Could just blow up specific areas with a superlaser i suppose...
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Rye wrote:Just send Sea Skimmer in, his sheer hatred of mecha should be enough to kill them by his will alone, alternatively he could use tanks from earth's history and show how they're better than mecha.
ROFLMAO!!!

Anyway, the 8-bit team could do it. Black Mage will blow up the Eva, Fighter will either stupify them by talking or slice them to pieces with two fisted mokey style, Thief will use his ways to get them to give him everything they have. And Red Mages versatility and planning abilities will help as well.
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I have no comment... :|

Except that Evas aren't technically mecha.
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Except that Evas aren't technically mecha.
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Send a squad of 4th Empire/5th Imperium Marines. No mecha stands a chance.

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Actually, I do have another comment.

What does it mean "to repel SEELE"?

First of all, it was the JSSDF attacking NERV, by the order of SEELE.

Second, how would you find the members of SEELE? As far as I know, the locations of each of the 12 (or 15) members are unknown. It's a secret organisation, you know.

Third, even if you could find and kill all 12 (or 15) members of SEELE, how the hell is that supposed to stop Instumentality? It's progression looked totally automatic to me.

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Actually, I do have another comment.

What does it mean "to repel SEELE"?

First of all, it was the JSSDF attacking NERV, by the order of SEELE.
I think it was assumed that it's the JSSDF you are fighting against: with the equipment allowed stated above.
Second, how would you find the members of SEELE? As far as I know, the locations of each of the 12 (or 15) members are unknown. It's a secret organisation, you know.

Third, even if you could find and kill all 12 (or 15) members of SEELE, how the hell is that supposed to stop Instumentality? It's progression looked totally automatic to me.

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I think it's assumed you know where they are.

Secondly, there's the fourth group tasked to specifically destroy all elements of third impact, namely Lilith. The first can take care of the Evas.

Someone suggested they throw a vortex grenade at Rei/Lilith's feet and have Slaanesh "eat" lilith to submission. :P
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Oh, and I think this thread can go more smoothly if everyone at least tried to follow some semblance of the format dictated above. What you will carry and what you will try to do.


In the other board, I put in that I wanted to go in the fourth group, carrying Culture tech and a Lazy Gun.
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EDIT:

By "repel SEELE" they mean fight against JSSDF and the production Evas. The Evas aren't a part of JSSDF, so the term "repel SEELE".
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How would you know who the members of SEELE are?

I think you're assuming too much, Shin... :P
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:How would you know who the members of SEELE are?

I think you're assuming too much, Shin... :P
Actually, you don't even have to go after the SEELE members. All you have to do is destroy the production EVAs and feed Lilith/Rei to a vortex grenade.
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At what point in the day would this counter attack/repel occur?

It would be better if it started sometime before Noon, or even at 6:00 AM when the attack began. I sure as fuck wouldn't want to anything as potentially stupid like attempting to interrupt Instrumentality...
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I would use the Emperor's Finest of course.
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Actually, I've thought of the easiest way to prevent Third Impact:

Destroy the entire Evangelion series before Instrumentality initiates.
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The thread starter said that the board populace, us, would be there at about the time the MP-EVAs are deployed.
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Then EVA-01, EVA-02, and NERV HQ should be set to self destruct.

The destruction of NERV might be enough to destroy the MP Evas, but if not, then all that matters in that EVA-01 has been destroyed, which might be all that's required to stop Instrumentality from initiating.
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This looks like a job for a Snow Raven War Hawk!

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