Billy Mayes Vs Lesko

[Superman]

This is it. The fight of all fights. Billy Mayes (*yelling* "Billey Mayes here for Oxy Clean! Use it counter tops...") encounters Lesko ("find out how you can get free government to change your life!") and the fight is on.

Here is the breakdown:
The two encounter each other at a state fair while standing in infomerical booths advertising their respective products. One tells the other to shut up, and the fight is on.

Billy Mayes: Husky and more youthful than Lesko. He has the ability to yell at the top of his lungs and annoy just about anyone. He undoubtedly weilds some sort of weapon that utilizes "Oxy Clean" in a manner similar to pepper spray.

Lesko: The fact that he wears a suit covered in question marks indicates that he is clearly a supervillian. He uses his evil genius to get money from the government and make it seem legit. Although Billy Mayes yells in a most annoying manner, Lesko seems to yell even louder.

Who would win?

[Superman]

Would someone be so kind as to post pics of each of these men?

[Chardok]

Lesko wins, point blank, have you SEEN the size of his book? One smack with that and mayes is down for the count. Oh, and the reason lesk gets the drop on mayes? his suit...it's hypnotizing.

[Death from the Sea]

Billy Mayes poisons Lesko with his Oxy Cleantm, or maces him with the orange citrus furniture polish. Lesko is old and scrawny and goes down fast with fatboy pummeling him with buckets of Oxy Cleantm.

[Demiurge]

I might give the victory to Mayes because Lesko looks like a cheap Riddler imitator.

On the other hand, Lesko does have the totally original and ingenious plan of stealing money from the government and giving it to... you. Where's the motivation? The plan must be unimaginably ingenious to be so unfathomable.

Hurm. This is a tough one.