Black Mage vs a Jedi
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Black Mage vs a Jedi
Who wins? I'm seeing one crispy Jedi myself, as black mage has stood in the middle of Hadokens that go off like KT level blasts, survived a burning airship hitting the ground at twice terminal velocity, and has had multi ton giants land on him, all with no ill effects. I suppose a mind trick might do it though.
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It matters little. Hadoken is > Force Lightning.DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is Force lightning <, =, or > to Bolt-3?
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Shouldn't there be some rule about comedy characters, since such characters are indestructible almost by definition? Call it "The Bugs Bunny rule".
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Mike, you know damn well that it should be called the Wile E. Coyote Rule, or the Acme Theory.Darth Wong wrote:Shouldn't there be some rule about comedy characters, since such characters are indestructible almost by definition? Call it "The Bugs Bunny rule".
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AhmmmConnor MacLeod wrote:How high is a Hadoken? Force lightning has been known to damage fighters (kiloton range at least)SirNitram wrote:It matters little. Hadoken is > Force Lightning.DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is Force lightning <, =, or > to Bolt-3?
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I believe Spacebattles has something like that. that the funniest character will always win if you try and place, say the Irken Empire vs the Galactic Empire.Darth Wong wrote:Shouldn't there be some rule about comedy characters, since such characters are indestructible almost by definition? Call it "The Bugs Bunny rule".
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Probably. But I'm indulging my BM alter-ego here.Darth Wong wrote:Shouldn't there be some rule about comedy characters, since such characters are indestructible almost by definition? Call it "The Bugs Bunny rule".
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When did it do that?Connor MacLeod wrote:How high is a Hadoken? Force lightning has been known to damage fighters (kiloton range at least)SirNitram wrote:It matters little. Hadoken is > Force Lightning.DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is Force lightning <, =, or > to Bolt-3?
Not to mention if it was KT what about the walkway in ROTJ? It wasn't damaged at all.
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BM and WMSirNitram wrote:Probably. But I'm indulging my BM alter-ego here.Darth Wong wrote:Shouldn't there be some rule about comedy characters, since such characters are indestructible almost by definition? Call it "The Bugs Bunny rule".
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So Hadoken is also low kiloton range. The Jedi star fighter was still flying after directed energy hits equal to that multidirectional blast.
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When did game mechanics(The source of the kT range lightning) become canon? Are we now going to use the mechanics of Force Lightning in WEG as well?Sea Skimmer wrote:So Hadoken is also low kiloton range. The Jedi star fighter was still flying after directed energy hits equal to that multidirectional blast.
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Bolt-2 fried three old guys to crispy levles. They were quite dead.DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is Force lightning <, =, or > to Bolt-3?
Link to frying.
So unless there is Canon evidense for Force lightning frying three people dead in moments, light them on fire and sufficiently char them. Which Palpatine, even if he was just playing with Luke, didn't come even CLOSE to. I'd say Bolt-3 wins that contest.
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