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Who wins? I'm seeing one crispy Jedi myself, as black mage has stood in the middle of Hadokens that go off like KT level blasts, survived a burning airship hitting the ground at twice terminal velocity, and has had multi ton giants land on him, all with no ill effects. I suppose a mind trick might do it though.
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Unless a choke is for some reason going to affect the mage, the BM takes it.
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Nothing can withstand a HADOKEN(!!!), or so the legend goes.
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Is Force lightning <, =, or > to Bolt-3?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is Force lightning <, =, or > to Bolt-3?
It matters little. Hadoken is > Force Lightning.
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Shouldn't there be some rule about comedy characters, since such characters are indestructible almost by definition? Call it "The Bugs Bunny rule".
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Darth Wong wrote:Shouldn't there be some rule about comedy characters, since such characters are indestructible almost by definition? Call it "The Bugs Bunny rule".
Mike, you know damn well that it should be called the Wile E. Coyote Rule, or the Acme Theory.
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SirNitram wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is Force lightning <, =, or > to Bolt-3?
It matters little. Hadoken is > Force Lightning.
How high is a Hadoken? Force lightning has been known to damage fighters (kiloton range at least)
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is Force lightning <, =, or > to Bolt-3?
It matters little. Hadoken is > Force Lightning.
How high is a Hadoken? Force lightning has been known to damage fighters (kiloton range at least)
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Darth Wong wrote:Shouldn't there be some rule about comedy characters, since such characters are indestructible almost by definition? Call it "The Bugs Bunny rule".
I believe Spacebattles has something like that. that the funniest character will always win if you try and place, say the Irken Empire vs the Galactic Empire.
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Darth Wong wrote:Shouldn't there be some rule about comedy characters, since such characters are indestructible almost by definition? Call it "The Bugs Bunny rule".
Probably. But I'm indulging my BM alter-ego here. :D
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is Force lightning <, =, or > to Bolt-3?
It matters little. Hadoken is > Force Lightning.
How high is a Hadoken? Force lightning has been known to damage fighters (kiloton range at least)
When did it do that?

Not to mention if it was KT what about the walkway in ROTJ? It wasn't damaged at all.
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Black Mage gets pissed and things go boom with HADOKENs.

It'd be a bad idea to do this, much like telling Mr. T you just burnt a youth hostel down with your Force powers.
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SirNitram wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Shouldn't there be some rule about comedy characters, since such characters are indestructible almost by definition? Call it "The Bugs Bunny rule".
Probably. But I'm indulging my BM alter-ego here. :D
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Faram wrote:
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So Hadoken is also low kiloton range. The Jedi star fighter was still flying after directed energy hits equal to that multidirectional blast.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Faram wrote:
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So Hadoken is also low kiloton range. The Jedi star fighter was still flying after directed energy hits equal to that multidirectional blast.
When did game mechanics(The source of the kT range lightning) become canon? Are we now going to use the mechanics of Force Lightning in WEG as well?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is Force lightning <, =, or > to Bolt-3?
Bolt-2 fried three old guys to crispy levles. They were quite dead.

Link to frying.

So unless there is Canon evidense for Force lightning frying three people dead in moments, light them on fire and sufficiently char them. Which Palpatine, even if he was just playing with Luke, didn't come even CLOSE to. I'd say Bolt-3 wins that contest.
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Black Mage casts Reflect, all blaster bolts hurt the attacker. :P
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Reflect is a White Magic spell.

White Mage > Black Mage.
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Vendetta wrote:Reflect is a White Magic spell.

White Mage > Black Mage.
I'm sure BM could learn it, never stopped any other FF character from learning new spells and techniques. ;)
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Yes, but only if you could prove to him that reflect, in itself, was good for blowing shit up.
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Vendetta wrote:Yes, but only if you could prove to him that reflect, in itself, was good for blowing shit up.
When other people cast a spell to blow shit up including himself, he can use Reflect to blow up shit besides himself. :P
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If BM goes into one of his super-angsty soliloquies before unleashing said Hadoken, he will fall.

Or if the Jedi turns out to be fighter, no amounts of stabbin' will save him
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