Shinova's Poking Tank vs. M1 Abrams

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Shinova's Poking Tank vs. M1 Abrams

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I supposed this HAD to come up someday :mrgreen:
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

The Poking Tank looks like a T-72 with its main armament stupidly replaced with a pain assembly. This would mean that the Abrams has the upper hand, but it all depends on the PT's missiles.
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So THIS is the reason you asked that question at SB eh Shinova?

FYI, Shinova didn't make that picture.
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I'm giving to the Abrams, the missile tubes look like those of the AT-16, which should kill an M1A2, but would be far more limited in action compared to a gun.

The poking tank will also be unbalanced and have crap mobility
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Just to spite Ray...


















Poking Tank sticks its main weapon into the side of the Abrams and claims victory.
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Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

Well seeing as how the "Poking Tank" would serve no real military function other than as a battalion's mascot, I believe the match goes to the M1A2, if not in straight battle, then in functionality. :P
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

First, I have to know the armor strength and missile power of the poking tank. For now, I'm saying the Abrams will win. It's real, it's practical, and has a lot of power.
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Stupid, that's Comrade Gabooz's. And he'd never lose to "merkians.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Stupid, that's Comrade Gabooz's. And he'd never lose to "merkians.
I mentioned that several times here. They probably labeled it Shinova's cause I carried the poking tank into sd.net or something. But anyway, I claim no ownership to the poking tank.
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Post by Grand Admiral Thrawn »

Just to elaborate. Gabooz was a member of SpaceBattles. A Russian. He enjoyed poking newbies. Not saying POKE but posting images of poking sticks.


He also believed without a shadow of a doubt all Russian equipment is superior to American counterparts. As the Poking Tank can be considered Russian, this applies here as well.


Sadly, Comrade Gabooz left not in a bang but a wimper to the outer rim...
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