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Vogon Constructor Fleet VS ....

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The Vogons are best known as the operators of the Vogon Space Constructor Fleet, responsible for hyperspace bypasses and other feats of large-scale engineering. They also write some of the worst poetry in the known universe and will be happy to read some of it for you.

How wold these bad tempered Mean spirited uggly beast fare against:
1. ST (heheheh)
2. SW
3. B5
4. The Culture
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Post by Kelly Antilles »

Well, concidering that no one could handle Vorgon poetry, they would be the winners, hands down... er, over your ears.
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Post by Mr Bean »

Ahh I love Jamming

Laaa laaa laaa we can't hear your damn poerty ha ha ha

Besides that it took a fleet to mash the Earth and they don't seem to have much in the way of shielding(Strong weapons no shields so stuff blows up pretty and easy too)

So say SW, B5 and the Culture Handle them

Or ST if they manage to jam the Poetry in time

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Unless they ignore all their transmissions, any of those groups would be universally affected and horrified beyong endurance by Vogon poetry.
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I think the Vorlons would be quite fond of Vogon poetry. Gods know the Vorlons are fruits.
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Post by Pablo Sanchez »

Mr Bean wrote:Ahh I love Jamming

Laaa laaa laaa we can't hear your damn poerty ha ha ha

Besides that it took a fleet to mash the Earth and they don't seem to have much in the way of shielding(Strong weapons no shields so stuff blows up pretty and easy too)
IIRC they were in the atmosphere when they vaporized Earth (a rough estimation of what happed... Ford said that it "boiled off into space").
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