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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-02 10:39pm

-The Three Stooges VS. Darth Maul

Say Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon couldn't fight Maul, and only Larry, Curly, and Moe could, who would win?

-Al Gore VS. Data

Data runs for president in 2500 against a reanimated Al Gore. In a fight from a debate, who would win?

-Snoop Dogg VS. E.T.

E.T. crash-lands on earth at Snoop Dogg's crib. What happens?

-Han Solo VS. the astronaul in the cantina

In the Mos EIsley cantina, there si a guy in an astronaut outfit. They meet, and get into a fight. Who wins?

-Greedo VS. A stormtrooper

The two meet and have a duel at 20 paces. Who wins?

-Spiderman VS. Mike Wong

Spiderman crashes into Mike's house. Mike gets angry, and they debate, and then fight. Who wins?

-Timothy Jones VS. Darth Vader

TJ meets Vader, and TJ says that ST can kick the Empire's ass. A fight follows. Who wins?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-11-02 11:14pm

Crystal Pepsi vs Slavery

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-02 11:18pm

Hey, now, Crystal was good for people with braces who don't like 7-Up or Slice (like a certain person writing this post). It may not have been popular, but it had a (minute) niche market.

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-11-03 12:03am

Sauron vs Adam Sandler
Optimas Prime vs Charlie Brown
Uncle MoneyBags from Monopoly vs Capt. Crunch
Jenna Jameson vs Unicron
Frodo vs Ronald McDonald

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-11-03 01:15am

Akane,Ryoko,and C-ko vs Vegeta and Goku in a cooking contest

Datana · Post by **Datana** » 2002-11-03 03:11am

SHODAN (System Shock) vs. Durandal (Marathon) vs. Helios (Deus Ex) in a battle of psycho AIs.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-03 03:42am

Tenchi Muyo vs Sailor Moon
Pokemon vs Darth Wong (you DID say random...)
SD.net vs the Borg
my backpack vs yours
Islamic fundies vs. Creationist fundies vs. Christian fundies (if there's a difference) vs. fundies of every sort in a Battle Royale
Every vs. every created and ever to-be created in a attle Royale match

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-03 05:39am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:-The Three Stooges VS. Darth Maul

Can you see Darth Maul wearing a Groucho-esque glasses, nose, moustache combo and engaging in a keystone cops-esque chase around Naboo?

-Al Gore VS. Data
Data runs for president in 2500 against a reanimated Al Gore. In a fight from a debate, who would win?

The entire public dies of boredom during the opening debate as Data's rebuttal takes over 23000 years.

-Snoop Dogg VS. E.T.
E.T. crash-lands on earth at Snoop Dogg's crib. What happens?

E.T. gets stoned with the Dogg and collects a whole bunch of new plants to take home...

-Han Solo VS. the astronaul in the cantina
In the Mos EIsley cantina, there si a guy in an astronaut outfit. They meet, and get into a fight. Who wins?

Buzz Aldrin nailed a conspiracy theorist, and he's oooold. That young bloke oughta be able to lay Solo out for the count.

-Greedo VS. A stormtrooper
The two meet and have a duel at 20 paces. Who wins?

Greedo. He fires first *yeeeeaargh!*

-Spiderman VS. Mike Wong
Spiderman crashes into Mike's house. Mike gets angry, and they debate, and then fight. Who wins?

Spiderman hangs himself with his webslingers as Wong digresses into a monologue on the virtues of anal sex.

- *name censored* VS. Darth Vader
*name censored* meets Vader, and *name censored* says that ST can kick the Empire's ass. A fight follows. Who wins?

*name censored* wins as Vader cannot possibly cope with all that bullshit. And everyone knows that *name censored* never really dies...

Tenchi Muyo vs Sailor Moon

Schoolgirl uniforms and fan service defeat all...

Pokemon vs Darth Wong

-Squirtle uses waterstream... *Wong Dodges!*
-Wong uses Imperial Smackdown... Squirtle loses 1.837e15 HP... Squirtle faints...

SD.net vs the Borg

The first borg to post gets HoS in an instant for being a troll. They then take on WCOTC to face people of their intellectual caliber.

my backpack vs yours

Mine. Its a Black Wolfe Eclipse 35. Camel-Back insert pouch and very comfortable. Plus It has Eclipse in its name.

Islamic fundies vs. Creationist fundies vs. Christian fundies (if there's a difference) vs. fundies of every sort in a Battle Royale

Everyone wins. The last remaining group of fundies are fed to Fifi and the remnants of the rest sold to SithBurger (a LT. Hit-Man enterprise).

Every vs. every created and ever to-be created in a attle Royale match

Huh?

Sauron vs Adam Sandler

Sauron defeats Adam Sandler, but not before Pauly Shore steals the one true ring.

Optimas Prime vs Charlie Brown

Soccer ball head gets hit by a plasma cannon round. And dies. Optimus Prime is then strafed by a dog flying a 1916 vintage kennel.

Uncle MoneyBags from Monopoly vs Capt. Crunch

*breaks down sobbing* Not the cereal wars again! And Capt. Crunch wins because he has many allies.

Jenna Jameson vs Unicron

Everyone wins. Don't make me explain this.

Frodo vs Ronald McDonald

Ronald kills and minces Frodo to make Happy Meals. He then regains the one true ring and reveals his true identity...

SHODAN (System Shock) vs. Durandal (Marathon) vs. Helios (Deus Ex) in a battle of psycho AIs.

SHODAN. Because SHODAN always wins.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-03 05:44am

weemadando wrote:
Every vs. every created and ever to-be created in a attle Royale match
Huh?.

Err....every PARTICIPANT in every vs. ever created/to-be-created in a Battle Royale...

mew

The Evil against all.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-11-03 08:31am

Tatawaki Kuno vs. Raven.

The monologues alone will be enough to destroy us all...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-03 08:33am

Andrew J. wrote:Tatawaki Kuno vs. Raven.

The monologues alone will be enough to destroy us all...

Them vs. Darkstar???

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-11-03 08:49am

verilon wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:Tatawaki Kuno vs. Raven.

The monologues alone will be enough to destroy us all...
Them vs. Darkstar???

Great idea! DarkStar's reamblings will try even their patience, resulting in the both of them beating the crap out of him!

Glad I thought of it.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-03 08:54am

Andrew J. wrote:
verilon wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:Tatawaki Kuno vs. Raven.

The monologues alone will be enough to destroy us all...
Them vs. Darkstar???
Great idea! DarkStar's reamblings will try even their patience, resulting in the both of them beating the crap out of him!

Glad I thought of it.

*thwap*

No, you only *inspired* it. Don't turn into another creationistalltheway on me...I'd have to kill you and puree your guts and feed them to the SD.net denizens and call them Starwberry Smoothies...oops...did I say that out loud? Anyways, are you sure their brains wouldn't explode first? I mean, I could collect it all, put fruit cocktail in ti ,a nd serve it to the SD.net denizens and call it Jell-o...DAMMIT!...I said it out loud again, didn't I? SHIT...er....you didn't hear that....err....yeah....

mew.

Yes, I am evil.

PS: All that was purely random. Can't believe I thought of it. *beam*

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-11-03 09:53am

verilon wrote:Anyways, are you sure their brains wouldn't explode first? I mean, I could collect it all, put fruit cocktail in ti ,a nd serve it to the SD.net denizens and call it Jell-o...DAMMIT!...I said it out loud again, didn't I? SHIT...er....you didn't hear that....err....yeah....

I'm sure their brains wouldn't explode. For one thing, Kuno doesn't have one, and Raven could just drown RSA out with endless repetitions of, "WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?"

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-03 09:54am

Andrew J. wrote:
verilon wrote:Anyways, are you sure their brains wouldn't explode first? I mean, I could collect it all, put fruit cocktail in ti ,a nd serve it to the SD.net denizens and call it Jell-o...DAMMIT!...I said it out loud again, didn't I? SHIT...er....you didn't hear that....err....yeah....
I'm sure their brains wouldn't explode. For one thing, Kuno doesn't have one, and Raven could just drown RSA out with endless repetitions of, "WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?"

Ah...I wouldn't know.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-04 07:53pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:-The Three Stooges VS. Darth Maul

Say Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon couldn't fight Maul, and only Larry, Curly, and Moe could, who would win?

-Al Gore VS. Data

Data runs for president in 2500 against a reanimated Al Gore. In a fight from a debate, who would win?

-Snoop Dogg VS. E.T.

E.T. crash-lands on earth at Snoop Dogg's crib. What happens?

-Han Solo VS. the astronaul in the cantina

In the Mos EIsley cantina, there si a guy in an astronaut outfit. They meet, and get into a fight. Who wins?

-Greedo VS. A stormtrooper

The two meet and have a duel at 20 paces. Who wins?

-Spiderman VS. Mike Wong

Spiderman crashes into Mike's house. Mike gets angry, and they debate, and then fight. Who wins?

-Timothy Jones VS. Darth Vader

TJ meets Vader, and TJ says that ST can kick the Empire's ass. A fight follows. Who wins?

Maul VS. Three Stooges

Maul wins.

Al Gore VS. Data: Draw. People are too bored to care

Snoop Dogg VS. E.T.: Draw. They settle their differences, and get high.

Han Solo VS. Cantina Astronaut: Han Solo wins, because the astronaut is immobile.

Greedo VS. Stormtrooper: Draw. At taht far range, no shots will hit.

TJ VS. Vader: Vader, for sure.

Here's some more:

God VS. Q: Battle of the omnipotent beings.

Jar Jar Binks VS. 20,000 SW geeks: Jar Jar metes a leigon of angry SW nerds.

DarkStar VS. Tiothy Jones: Batlte of the Trekkies!

Spock VS. Ross Perot: They meet, and have an argument over who has better ears.

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