More outrageous lies and ironic statement in sci-fi/SF

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Enlightenment wrote:Offer 'em up: the most outragous cases of characters lying through their teeth or making statements that later turned out to be false.

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"A half truth is the worst kind of lie." -- Delenn (if anything she was telling half truths every time she opened her mouth)

Any time anyone referred to a Trek captain as anything other than an incompetent buffoon...
I always figured that she was sniping at herself when she said that, kind of like Yoda when he said that the Jedi are becoming arrogant.
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"We are the Borg, resistance is futile"... need I say more...
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Re: More outrageous lies and ironic statement in sci-fi/SF

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Enlightenment wrote: Any time anyone referred to a Trek captain as anything other than an incompetent buffoon...
Correction: Any time anyone referred to another Trek captain than James T. Kirk as anything other than an incompetent buffoon.....
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Or any TOS captain for that matter. Captain Pike didn't strike me as incompetant.
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Im gonna paraphrase I dont remember the whole quote..


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TrailerParkJawa wrote:Im gonna paraphrase I dont remember the whole quote..


"...it was a bad call, Ripley. A bad call...." - Burke , Aliens.
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