Capt. Picard using curse words

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-11-08 11:30pm

I saw part of a movie called Safe House starring Patrick Stewart. I thought it was a change of pace seeing Patrick Stewart play a character that used some curse words. I could think of any other roles where he got to use some foul language. That got me thinking about Capt Picard using some foul language with a more of an attitude.

for example:

A Romulan vessel crosses the neutral zone and the Enterprise intercepts it.

Romulan commander: Enterprise, we appear to have suffered a "navigational error" and crossed the neutral zone.

Capt Picard: Navigational error. Fuck you, navigational error my ass! I'll give you 1 minute to leave before I start putting photon torpodoes up your ass.

Now that's something I would like to see.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-11-08 11:36pm

I'm sorry, but your scenario above with Picard and the Romulans would require Picard to have BALLS of which he is sorely lacking.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-08 11:38pm

An Aussie radio comedy did a lampoon of Picard at McDonald's drive through. It was crap- but I still laughed.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-08 11:44pm

Good idea:

Picard: Wait a minuite, why the hell are we wasting our time with these damn staff meetings when a bit of fucking common sense could get us out of here before this fucking meeting ends.

Better idea:

Picard: Fuck the Prime Directive - bring me the head of the Romulan Empire!

Best idea:

Picard (to Beverly): Get your fucking ass over here so I can show you how a real woman behaves.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2002-11-08 11:50pm

Or the borg.,...

Borg: Resistance is futile...You will be assimilated...

Picard: Fuck you, kiss my ass you metallic piece of shit.

Borg: You will be assimilated

Picard: The Picard will take that Tractor beam,...shine it up real nice... turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up your CANDY-ASS!!!

If you SMELLLLELELELLL WHAT THE PICARD IS COOKING...

Oh theres another mention...Wesley crusher curses in the movie "Toy Soldiers" When he meets the commanding officer, he says..., Fuck your Father and Fuck you too.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-09 12:04am

The continuing mission of the Enterprise should be to find Picard's balls. Then maybe he'll act like a man.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-09 12:50am

data_link wrote:Good idea:

Picard: Wait a minuite, why the hell are we wasting our time with these damn staff meetings when a bit of fucking common sense could get us out of here before this fucking meeting ends.

That would imply that he has common sense.

Better idea:

Picard: Fuck the Prime Directive - bring me the head of the Romulan Empire!

That would imply that he has balls, which, as Stravo pointed out, he does not.

Best idea:

Picard (to Beverly): Get your fucking ass over here so I can show you how a real woman behaves.

That would disregard the fact that he is obviously more interested in her son.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2002-11-09 04:46am

you wanna hear Picard and the others curse? just follow this link and download the "TNG Cast Swearing"

http://www.civfanatics.net/~trek/

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-11-09 07:00pm

Vympel wrote:An Aussie radio comedy did a lampoon of Picard at McDonald's drive through. It was crap- but I still laughed.

"For the fu-ture...of all man-kind...I will have....a sprite!"

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-11-09 07:20pm

Ah, Safe House. An all right movie, with a nice plot and poor acting (except for Patrick Stewart). A GREAT ending, though.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-11-09 11:42pm

Icehawk wrote:you wanna hear Picard and the others curse? just follow this link and download the "TNG Cast Swearing"

http://www.civfanatics.net/~trek/

Oh I just love the one with Sisko and Q

Sisko (holding Q by the lapels): "Bring them back, Q, NOW!"
Q: "Or what... what, you'll ravish me?"
*long pause*
Sisko: "I might" (naughty stare, grabbing Q's shoulders)

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-11-10 11:59am

Picard's too concerned about political correctness. The only captains who get away with swearing now are the non-federal ones....

Hmmm, yet ANOTHER reason for joining the Maquis...

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2002-11-11 03:27pm

Picard said damn and hell every now and then.

There were a couple of times Picard had balls... "The Defector" and "Data's Day".