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The only reason the Uruks lasted as long as did was a combonation of heavy armor, and use of shields (see them all closed up in a defensive shield barrier, on their way to the Kings hideaway). The Klingons would eb felled by every arrow, every blade would strike true, and there would be absolutley no way they could bust into the Kings room (even if we give them a battering ram!).
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The only reason the Uruks lasted as long as did was a combonation of heavy armor, and use of shields (see them all closed up in a defensive shield barrier, on their way to the Kings hideaway). The Klingons would eb felled by every arrow, every blade would strike true, and there would be absolutley no way they could bust into the Kings room (even if we give them a battering ram!).
I don't think they even know what a battering ram is, they would probably use their general for the same purpose,"it is the most honorable thing for a general to do" only in one syllable words.
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Pity the POrcs if they tried taking a well stocked and readied Mieval fortress
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I don't think they even know what a battering ram is, they would probably use their general for the same purpose,"it is the most honorable thing for a general to do" only in one syllable words.
that is a funny thought, a group of klingons using their leader's spiked forehead for a battering ram.
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starfury wrote:
I don't think they even know what a battering ram is, they would probably use their general for the same purpose,"it is the most honorable thing for a general to do" only in one syllable words.
that is a funny thought, a group of klingons using their leader's spiked forehead for a battering ram.
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Klingons ought to be able to take the fortress, but so should the Orcs.
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but so should the Orcs.
The Orcs did take the fortress...or did you miss them breaking the walls, smashing the gates and generally winning ? :P [/code]
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