Cohen Vs.
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Cohen Vs.
Who could beat Cohen (from the discworld novels) the best warrior ever, and oldest at some 90+ years of age.
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I think drizzt has a good chance, age 140 or so.
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If necessary, I.E. if he's fighting a bunch of Ninja he doesn't get them. If he's fighting an army sure he can have the rest of them.DPDarkPrimus wrote:I doubt many could... is he allowed to fight with his band of warriors if facing more than one opponent?
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'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Like that is going to stop CohenBeowulf wrote:Don't need to. He's dead.
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Specialization is for insects."
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Here's a hint folks: In the world's deadliest profession, in a very dangerous place, he lived to be a very old man. Does that give you a clue about how good he is? He beat fate. He survived a bomb that would have killed gods. And as long as he sticks to the Code he is unbeatable.
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Cohen is damn near invincible because he has had a life times expirience of NOT dieing!
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He only would have won because Cohen would have been breaking the Code by fighting him then. One on one, both following the Code, I say Cohen. He kicked Klatchian ass, while those guys would have killed Carrot had time not bifurcated.consequences wrote:Carrot Ironfounderson, who has character shields potentially even stronger than Cohen's.
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or I could skip out on the question and say any trained channeler from wot. . .
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He only would have won because Cohen would have been breaking the Code by fighting him then. One on one, both following the Code, I say Cohen. He kicked Klatchian ass, while those guys would have killed Carrot had time not bifurcated.[/quEnder wrote:consequences wrote:Carrot Ironfounderson, who has character shields potentially even stronger than Cohen's.
Ah but Anguana might just come in and we know what she cares for rules....
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