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FIGHT!!!!!
Ripped Shirt Kirk vs. Puuchuus
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Ripped Shirt Kirk vs. Puuchuus
vs.
FIGHT!!!!!
That's the wrong way to tickle Mary, that's the wrong way to kiss!
Don't you know that, over here lad, they like it best like this!
Hooray, pour les français! Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn't know how to tickle Mary, but we learnt how, over there!
Don't you know that, over here lad, they like it best like this!
Hooray, pour les français! Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn't know how to tickle Mary, but we learnt how, over there!
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Hm... this one's a little more evenly matched...
On one hand, you have Kirk's immense powerful character shield amplified by ripped-shirt-ness, but on the other, you have, well, Puuchuus. I can't honestly say here. Draw.
On one hand, you have Kirk's immense powerful character shield amplified by ripped-shirt-ness, but on the other, you have, well, Puuchuus. I can't honestly say here. Draw.
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
Puchuus are powerful, but whenever they come up against someone with a Character Shield (Excel and friends) they get mulched. Besides, Excel's Character Shield isn't as powerful as Kirks's. Kirk wins this round.
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HemlockGrey
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WTF? Little fairy teddy-bears vs a man with one of the top ten most powerful character shields of all time? How is this a fight?
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HemlockGrey
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Those things are supposed to be 'tough'?
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Typhonis 1
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Puchus aren't that durable, they simply posess amazing technology.
I am capable of rearranging the fundamental building blocks of the universe in under six seconds. I shelve physics texts under "Fiction" in my personal library! I am grasping the reigns of the universe's carriage, and every morning get up and shout "Giddy up, boy!" You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence. I, sir, am a wizard, and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware!
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HemlockGrey
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They're TEDDY BEARS!
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-Robert Moses
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....What, are we really suppose to fear those little teddy bear things? 
'Ai! ai!' wailed Legolas. 'A Balrog! A Balrog is come!'
Gimli stared with wide eyes. 'Durin's Bane!' he cried, and letting his axe fall he covered his face.
'A Balrog,' muttered Gandalf. 'Now I understand.' He faltered and leaned heavily on his staff. 'What an evil fortune! And I am already weary.'
- J.R.R Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Gimli stared with wide eyes. 'Durin's Bane!' he cried, and letting his axe fall he covered his face.
'A Balrog,' muttered Gandalf. 'Now I understand.' He faltered and leaned heavily on his staff. 'What an evil fortune! And I am already weary.'
- J.R.R Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Admiral Drason
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For those of you who haven't watched Excel Saga, watch it. Those Puchuus are DEADLY. Not the Puchuus in the beginnig, wait until the 2/3 mark of the series, then the REAL bad-ass Puchuu army arrives.
Still, Character Shields are enough to defeat them.
Still, Character Shields are enough to defeat them.
I am capable of rearranging the fundamental building blocks of the universe in under six seconds. I shelve physics texts under "Fiction" in my personal library! I am grasping the reigns of the universe's carriage, and every morning get up and shout "Giddy up, boy!" You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence. I, sir, am a wizard, and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware!
-- Vaarsuvius, from Order of the Stick
-- Vaarsuvius, from Order of the Stick
It depends on how vulnerable Kirk is against concentrated cuteness. Remember, even Nabeshin (Excel Saga's biggest twink, by virtue of being the director's Mary Sue character) could do nothing against the Puchuu hordes due to his being immobilized by their cuteness. On the other hand, if Kirk doesn't have a soft spot for such things (like Misaki, about the only ES character to try and kill the things outright when she first sees them), he rips them all a new one, planet-busting guns and other hypertech or no. Pretty much, if Kirk has the stomach to space Tribbles, Puchuus are easy pickings.
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Cthulhu-chan
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Indeed. Nabeshin is such pure, undiluted kick-ass, that not even a ripped-shirt Kirk can withstand his mad kung-fu skills. If this were Mr. T with his van, it might be a different story. After all, Mr. T's van is "helluvah fast!" Furthermore, Mr. T wouldn't put up with any of that "puuchuu!" jibba-jabba.
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Wasn't Kirk horrified when he thought that Scotty had killed the Tribbles? If so, the Cuteness factor may be in his benefit.
I am capable of rearranging the fundamental building blocks of the universe in under six seconds. I shelve physics texts under "Fiction" in my personal library! I am grasping the reigns of the universe's carriage, and every morning get up and shout "Giddy up, boy!" You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence. I, sir, am a wizard, and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware!
-- Vaarsuvius, from Order of the Stick
-- Vaarsuvius, from Order of the Stick