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Majin Gojira wrote:
Likelyhood of the above actually happening (Specifically, all after "Think about what Mulder and Scully (both well trained with firearms) can do."? Trillions of times less than the Lone Gunmen getting a date from Willow.
Actually wherevere Mulder and Scully go they are watched by the conspiracy, this has been shown numerous times.
A) Why would they call a swat team on her?
Hey, look! Its a bunch of teens armed with crossbows and battleaxes who just killed a bunch of people (demons). Lets just go and have a talk with them...

Or: Hey, look! Its a bunch of teens armed with crossbows and battleaxes who just killed a bunch of people (demons). Lets call for back up and hit them at the magic box or at their house.
b) Why would the conspiracy try and kill people trying to preserve this planet for as long as possible (it works to either sides advantage, after all)
The conspiracy is siding with the aliens to destroy and enslave humanity. So why would the watchers and slayers be onside?
c) Why would the Grey's try to kill her if she does not initiate hostilities?
She's obviously one helluva skilled human, potentially superhuman. Give them a reason NOT to abduct/kill/clone her.
Should have clarified that its JUST MULDER ANS SKULLY

And it's not A FIGHT TO THE DEATH

Nor are we to bring ALL OF THEIR DAMNED ENEMIES INTO ONE SPOT.
Then read my post that addressed those points.
If so, I'd like to see Glory tear her way through those sorry SOB's. That'd be funny shit. You do not want to mess with a pissed Hell goddess.
Indeed. But we know that Glory is vulnerable to physical damage, and takes a little time to recover. So surely 10 rounds of .45 would knock her down (thats JUST Mulder and Scully). I'm sure Garnet and the CSM would be intrigued to capture her.
t's not the situation.


Indeed its not
Its more of an "Evasion/conspiracy/try not tro get caught and if you do, find a way to weasle out of it" situation.
And Buffy still gets butt-fucked [no jokes please], because she never covers her tracks.
As for the Alien Bounty Hunters...Well, Are those guys always hunting Mulder and Skully?
They don't hunt Mulder and Scully, they just cross paths with them quite often.
Scenario: Buffy throws a bounty hunter around a little bit, M&S try to warn her about the blood thing. she takes the hint. they flee after throwing ABH into situation it will have dificulty getting out of.

Later, She snipes him with a crossbow.

(Unless I am missing something about the ABH, toxic blood and that "can only be killed" clause are the only known powers they posess, i could be wrong).
Like what situation?

And why would M&S help her?

Lets start with ABH being about the same strength as a slayer IIRC, not to mention the fact that he is quite willing to use subterfuge, violence, intimidation and every means at his disposal to get his way.

ABH powers: Shapeshift to other human form, immortal except to stab from "weapon" to base of the skull (you need the specialised weapon to do it, plus you need to hit exactly the right spot, as Mulder gets ABH with one in the back of the neck in Herrenvolk and only wounds him). ABH can regenerate and heal himself and others. His blood is toxic due to a remarkably fast acting clotting agent it contains that will turn human blood into "jelly" in a matter of moments. He can breathe underwater and in other lethal "atmospheres". He is skilled with firearms, surveillance equipment and is very powerful in HtH. He also carries the "weapon" which is the only way of killing himself and other "aliens". It also has proved highly effective against people.

It has also been shown that this weapon is NOT intuitive to use and without knowledge of the ABH/clones weakpoint its impossible to kill them/use the weapon effectively.

Anything else? Oh yes, there is a whole fucking bunch of them.
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So, an ABH can deadlift 2.5 tons? Jump 25ft into the air? Just checking and all.

On the Swat Team - Mulder and Scully overestimate the efficiency of the Sunnydale PD. I don't think they have one, really. and if they did...well...chomp.

If in LA, completely different story.

On the Conspiracy/Greys: Demons are a threat to both. Best for Non-interference for now...of course...if they find Faith (when she's all rouge-y and stuff) then they'd probably go ahead.

(For note: Buffy Mythos is heavily based on Cthulhu mythos. "The Dagon Sphere" being one of the most gratuituous links on the show, in EU, it's more expliced with various Cthuhlu texts and I believe a reference to Mysatonik(sp?) University)


I think it's concluded though that Mulder and Scully do find out...rather easily at that...the question remains, how would they react?
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Scully bitches at Mulder for being a perv.
Mulder tries to get laid, or at least watch some "red Sneaker journels"
anything else.
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