Conan Vs The Scorpion King Vs Guts

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Conan Vs The Scorpion King Vs Guts

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Conan as we all love him
The Scorpion King before he made the deal with the Scorpian
Guts before he cut off his hand
Who wins?
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Hm... Close match between Guts and Conan. I doubt the rock would be anything to ether one. I'm going with Guts. That sword of his cuts guys on thier horses and the horses in half.
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I would say Conan, but only because of his character shield.

Otherwise, I would give it to Guts.
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Conan always wins thanks to his inverse charater shield

IE The more diffcult or improable the challenge the more likley he is to win

This (To give D&D Terms) this level 10 Barbarian kicks the ass, regualry of the equivlant of level 60 Wizards and what-not thanks to his inverse charater shield

Put up a aginst an equal challenge and his chances are double and we go from their

Only when face with small things likley fluffy bunnys and a 3 year old challenge is Conan left in the dust

Otherwise he's kicking Arch Demon's arse and sending greater pain lords back to where they came from... WITH EASE

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I don't even know who Guts is.

Conan wins by default:

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Conan wins. In one of his adventures, he *chewed* on a minor GOD.
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Guts all the way, He killed 100 guys in one night even after being stabbed and shot. And that sword of his is just bad ass
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Conan, hands down. He's survived had conditions, taken out a thousand year old wizard, killed one God and told his where to stick it. The man knows no fear.
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I do not want to see one more 'Guts will win because his sword is badass'. No one cares about his sword, unless it does all of Guts' fighting for him.

The Scorpion King is actually tactically on-par with Conan, but the tell-tale difference is this: The Scorpion King got owned, in the end, by an Egyptian god, and was defeated by a tired and stressed guy with a spear even after being turned into a giant, uber-strong monster. Conan CHEWED ON A MINOR GOD, killed at least a half dozen other minor gods, and withstood the will and power of one of the most powerful elder gods, TWICE.
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Guts is more than Capable of taking on minions of God's Hand (The equvelant of Minor Gods in his universe), plus he is hunting them himself. He may not have chewed on them, but he is has used his mouth as a kid to pull a sword from his oppenents hand. Besides he has a Big Bad ass Sword. 8) If Conan did not have the dumb luck factor, I would say Guts.
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Conan because if nothing else...killing Elder Gods.

Sorry...that alone puts him heads and shoulders above most.
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Lagmonster wrote:I do not want to see one more 'Guts will win because his sword is badass'. No one cares about his sword, unless it does all of Guts' fighting for him.

The Scorpion King is actually tactically on-par with Conan, but the tell-tale difference is this: The Scorpion King got owned, in the end, by an Egyptian god, and was defeated by a tired and stressed guy with a spear even after being turned into a giant, uber-strong monster. Conan CHEWED ON A MINOR GOD, killed at least a half dozen other minor gods, and withstood the will and power of one of the most powerful elder gods, TWICE.
I never said he would win because his sword is badass. But his sword does give him a reach advantage and he can swing it effortlessly. Guts as also fought an immortal and lived. Guts was also able to hold off an entire army by himself on open ground.
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By the way does anyone know when the next dvds of the berserk series are going to be released
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theheap wrote:By the way does anyone know when the next dvds of the berserk series are going to be released
Which ones? I know that 1-4 are already out.
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Like March 4th.... waiting impatiently
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march 4th! Damn it that is a ways off. That series is awesome
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Who is Guts?
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From the Berserk Magna and Anime. A big muscle bound warrior with a big ass sword.
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With more than a passing resamblance to Ash from evil dead. I swere there is at least one scene were we see him from far off and his sword looks like a chainsaw.


And Lagmonster, I didn;t mean to imply its just becuase his sword is badass. Its also the fact that he can weild that sucker faster than common men can wield thier normal swords. And its really the only weapon he has at the moment. Future has that awesome repeater crossbow or that mini cannon that makes big ass holes in big ass demons is dead meat.
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With more than a passing resamblance to Ash from evil dead. I swere there is at least one scene were we see him from far off and his sword looks like a chainsaw.


And Lagmonster, I didn;t mean to imply its just becuase his sword is badass. Its also the fact that he can weild that sucker faster than common men can wield thier normal swords. And its really the only weapon he has at the moment. Future has that awesome repeater crossbow or that mini cannon that makes big ass holes in big ass demons.
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Sorry.
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Sam Or I wrote:From the Berserk Magna and Anime. A big muscle bound warrior with a big ass sword.
A really big ass sword. Which is longer than he is tall.
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