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Buffy vs. Kaiju

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Assume Suit-sized for all Kaiju in All Situations.

Scenario 1. Buffy vs. King Ghidorah

Investigating a meteor landing, Buffy comes upon King Ghidorah as he emerges spectacularly from his meteor.

Sensing uber-evil, Buffy takes action and...

Scenario 2. Buffy vs. Anguirus

It just emerges from the ground while she's on patrol.

Scenario 3. Buffy vs. Megalon

Same as above.

Scenario 4. Buffy vs. Iris.

She enters a cave, Iris is their, fully grown form. and Hungry.

Scenario 5. Buffy vs. Baragon

See vs. Megalon and vs. Anguirus

Scenario 6. vs Rodan

Rodan (2) emerge from a cave and begin to wreak havoc.

Scenario 7. vs. Barugon

someone bring an opal to Sunnydale, a big one. to bad it's actually a Barugon egg, it hatches and quickly grows to the size of a man.

Scenario 8. vs. Gigan

It justs lands in Sunnydale and begins to smash things

Scenario 9. vs. mechagodzilla

Investigating the Initiative, she accidentily activates this robot to destroy all it sees.

How does Buffy do against these Monsters?
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Re: Buffy vs. Kaiju

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Since you`re going on full silly mode she end up as monster dropping. :)
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Majin Gojira wrote:Assume Suit-sized for all Kaiju in All Situations.

Scenario 1. Buffy vs. King Ghidorah

Investigating a meteor landing, Buffy comes upon King Ghidorah as he emerges spectacularly from his meteor.

Sensing uber-evil, Buffy takes action and...
Dies in a hail of gravity blasts
Scenario 2. Buffy vs. Anguirus

It just emerges from the ground while she's on patrol.
Gets smashed
Scenario 3. Buffy vs. Megalon

Same as above.
Considering Megalon's short-bus IQ she actually might be able to get rid of him..
Scenario 4. Buffy vs. Iris.

She enters a cave, Iris is their, fully grown form. and Hungry.
Buffy gets snarfed and Irys enjoys the addition of her powers to his own.
Scenario 5. Buffy vs. Baragon

See vs. Megalon and vs. Anguirus
How fireproof is she?
Scenario 6. vs Rodan

Rodan (2) emerge from a cave and begin to wreak havoc.
Supersonic monster > Valley girl
Scenario 7. vs. Barugon

someone bring an opal to Sunnydale, a big one. to bad it's actually a Barugon egg, it hatches and quickly grows to the size of a man.
Iced buffy
Scenario 8. vs. Gigan

It justs lands in Sunnydale and begins to smash things
Buffy gets torn up until she lands a hit, then Gigan runs off like the sissy he is.
Scenario 9. vs. mechagodzilla

Investigating the Initiative, she accidentily activates this robot to destroy all it sees.
Which one? Nevermind it doesn't matter, she gets gooshed by the arsenal MechaGoji carries around in all forms.
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Re: Buffy vs. Kaiju

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Scenario 1. Buffy vs. King Ghidorah

King Ghidorah drives her away, or kills her outright.

Scenario 2. Buffy vs. Anguirus

Anguirus might drive her away, but she may snap its neck

Scenario 3. Buffy vs. Megalon

Megalon's stupid. Buffy wins

Scenario 4. Buffy vs. Iris.

Buffy might be sucked dry...or raped by the tenticles

Scenario 5. Buffy vs. Baragon

Buffy snaps the dino's neck.

Scenario 6. vs Rodan

They'd be quite hard to destroy, but she might be able to figurew something out. if hse gets her hands on their necks, well...snappy, snappy.

Scenario 7. vs. Barugon

Frozen Slayer

Scenario 8. vs. Gigan

Slice, dice. or...if she has a sword. She might be able to kill it.

Scenario 9. vs. mechagodzilla

MechaG destroys.
ISARMA: Daikaiju Coordinator: Just Add Radiation
Justice League- Molly Hayes: Respect Hats or Freakin' Else!
Browncoat
Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."

Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.

"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
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