Care bear removal

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-01-24 09:03am

Join in my league and together we will crush these rebellious Care Bears...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-24 09:19am

All goes quiet as a massive black shape appears in the sky. With a flap of his mighty wings, Deathwing the Destroyer lands among the humans. His scales, black as night, shine in the sun, as do the adamentium plates weilded to him. His eyes, a bright, shining red, glare at the Care Bears pitilessly. "Ah, snacks," he says, his voice filling the air, making it vibrate around the humans. One massive hand reaches for for the nearest Care Bear, grasping him in its huge palm. The talons dig into his flesh, and he screams. Deathwing ignores him. The Black Dragon tosses the small body high into the air, then snaps his mouth onto the morsal. He swallows the now-dead bear and grins. "Sugary." He takes a deep breath and a gout of flame erupts from his mouth, torching the rest of the furry bears. The mighty dragon nods to those assembled, then takes off, his wings beating the air. As his form grows smaller, a powerful roar of victory reaches the ears of those presant.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-01-24 10:59am

Col. Crackpot wrote:Don't do that again, dumbass ~ Stormbringer

sorry 'bout that storm....maybe it wasn't such a good idea.

The_Nice_Guy · Post by **The_Nice_Guy** » 2003-01-24 02:20pm

OMG...

I come back after two weeks and suddenly there's a deluge of care bear threads. What's going on?

ARGHHHH!!! Kill them, quick!!!

The Crazed Guy

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-01-24 04:59pm

The_Nice_Guy wrote:OMG...

I come back after two weeks and suddenly there's a deluge of care bear threads. What's going on?

ARGHHHH!!! Kill them, quick!!!

The Crazed Guy

JOIN THE CRUSADE AGAINST THEM!
put: 'ANTI CARE BEAR LEAUGE' in you sig

Yossarian · Post by **Yossarian** » 2003-01-25 06:34pm

Genestealers

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2003-01-25 09:25pm

Anyone up for a nice, soft and comfy carebear-fur coat?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-26 09:31am

It's all that Bastard Solid Snakes fault, I KNEW HE WAS A FUCKING IDIOT. Cut the head off a snake and the body dies. I say ban the fucker.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 09:43am

Effectorize them.
While we're at it, effectorize the Vorlons, Shadows, and most of the Trekverse. Leave me with an effector so I can get all those cutey boys outta the Federation and reprogrammed to run my Imperial Starfleet and/or bow to my sexual desires...