Galactica and the Axiom

Zor · Post by **Zor** » 2008-07-13 11:36pm

As of the end of the last time Period in neo Battlestar Galactica, the Galactica and fleet jump and find in sensor range of the Pride of the BnL Fleet, the Executive Starliner Axiom just the Probe Ship has docked WALL-E has arrived. By some over-riding protocol involving Aliens AUTO is forced to have the captain make first contact with these unknown beings, but directive A113 is still in effect.

What happens.

Zor

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2008-07-14 09:12am

For some reason, I see Kara Thrace calling Wall-E a toaster, and Wall-E drawing her a picture of one, thereby charming the crew.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2008-07-14 10:53am

The Cylons are fucked. Yeah, the denizens of the Axiom are harmless blobs of fat, but their auto-pilot seems interested in preserving humanity; and quite up to creating some rather terrifying personal scale weapons. For use on explorers. I expect its reaction to a massive force of human-genociding rogue robots would be... quite impressive.

Themightytom · Post by **Themightytom** » 2008-07-14 11:00am

I had an image of a cylon centurion stepping on Wall-E myself

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2008-07-14 11:07am

Themightytom wrote:I had an image of a cylon centurion stepping on Wall-E myself

WALL-E's actually much too big to just step on.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2008-07-14 02:46pm

He's got his own little cutting laser which while not up to that energy cannon's standards shouldn't be too shabby.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2008-07-14 03:02pm

Shinova wrote:He's got his own little cutting laser which while not up to that energy cannon's standards shouldn't be too shabby.

Cutting an old style refrigerator door in half vertically in only a few seconds is definitely not too shabby.

Darmalus · Post by **Darmalus** » 2008-07-14 03:59pm

I can see an unfortunate centurion getting sliced, diced, and compacted into a small cube. Heck, I could see those HUGE WALL-A's in the garbage room doing that to cylon ships. Most amusing.

Also, the Axiom did seem to have force field technology of some sort. Depending on how strong it is, it may be able to shrug off the worst the toasters can bring to bear.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2008-07-14 07:08pm

Actualyl we didn't SEE the Axiom with Forcefields... however the small scout ship fly DAMNED Close to our suns surface, so we can assumes its got some impressive field tech

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2008-07-14 10:12pm

If the Cylons attacked the Axiom, would would actually depend on if they could destroy it before it runs away, since I doubt it's armed. However, the problem comes if, say, Auto sends out Eve probes to take care of it, assuming it doesn't have something better. Given what we saw Eve do to those ships in New York out of frustration, I have no doubt Eve could probably wreck a Basestar or two, let alone the Axiom's compliment of Eve probes.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2008-07-15 12:57am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Shinova wrote:He's got his own little cutting laser which while not up to that energy cannon's standards shouldn't be too shabby.
Cutting an old style refrigerator door in half vertically in only a few seconds is definitely not too shabby.

Yea, I mean Indiana Jones got in one of those things to survive a nuclear blast.

Clearly WALL-E's laser >nuke. Cylons are fucked.