Imperial Guard vs. Imperial Guard
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Imperial Guard vs. Imperial Guard
In a fight with no blasters, who wins?
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The Guardsman with beat him, but not be able to inflict any permanent damage that would impede Chan in the rest of the movie.
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Scenario: jackie Chan vs. 2 Imperial Guardsmen
Initially, 1 Guardsman lunges at Jackie with his force pike. Force pike narrowly misses Jackie but tear a gash in his sleeve. Immediately Jackie picks up a nearby flowerpot and throws it at the Guardsman, who slices it in half and continues advancing. Jackie then grabs Guardsman's arm and slams it repatedly against a wall/bulkhead/floor to make him drop the pike, then grabs Guardsman's helmet and spins it around so that the Guardsman has to stagger back and adjust himself.
MEanwhile, the second Guardsman sees this and takes his helmet off to prevent the same trick from being used on him. The Jackie tries to run away, but the first Guardsman ctaches up and pulls on one leg, causing Jackie to drop down face first, but he gets a hand out and breaks his fall. Jackie trips the Guardsman by pullung his trapped leg towards him and sweeping the Guardsman with his other leg, making him fall. Jackie then tries to run away again, but this time the second Guardsman appears in front of him, still swinging his force pike. Jackie narrowly dodges the first slash, runs behind a nearby hanging rug (Don't ask how it got there- - this is a Jackie Chan movie) and promptly dives as the rug is slashed to bits by the Guardsman's kickass pike skillz. Jackie climbs up a nearby ladder but the Guardsman slashes the bottom rungs off bit by bit as Jackie keeps climbing to stay in place until eventually Jackie is only a couple meters off the ground and there's no more ladder left. Jackie jumps off, steps off the Guardsman's head (who proceeds to briefly stagger around comically before recovering) and grabs the ladder, first swinging it into the Guardsman's hand to make him drop the pike, then lifting it up and slamming it down around his arms, trapping him. But the first Guardsman gets up and tries to strnagle Jackie from behind. Jackie lifts up the ladder and brings it down over the first Guardsman's head, then slams it back to knock the gaurdsman away. Now Jackie is trapped between two Guardsmen, who are also trapped at opposite ends of a ladder. The second Guardsman kicks a piece of broken wood at Jackie, who dodges and the wood hits the first Guardsman behind him. The second Guardsman curses, hurriedly apologizes, then kicks another piece of wood at Jackie. Jackie dodges again and the wood hits the first Guardsman (again). This time the first Guardsman pushes the ladder up over his head and swings it at Jackie. The second Guardsman, who cannot free himself, immediately gets it and swings the long ladder at Jackie trying to hit him. Jackie rolls aside but is immediately confrointed by the first Guardsman, who uses all sorts of flashy kung fu move sn Jackie. Jackie blocks and parries, then suddenly grabs the edge of the Guardsman's robes, wraps the Guardsman up like a trussed turkey, then kicks him at his friend, causing them both to collapse into a pile of used boards, knocking them both out at last.
WINNERS: The audience, because they got to see the Imperial Guards ina ction (at long fricking last)
Initially, 1 Guardsman lunges at Jackie with his force pike. Force pike narrowly misses Jackie but tear a gash in his sleeve. Immediately Jackie picks up a nearby flowerpot and throws it at the Guardsman, who slices it in half and continues advancing. Jackie then grabs Guardsman's arm and slams it repatedly against a wall/bulkhead/floor to make him drop the pike, then grabs Guardsman's helmet and spins it around so that the Guardsman has to stagger back and adjust himself.
MEanwhile, the second Guardsman sees this and takes his helmet off to prevent the same trick from being used on him. The Jackie tries to run away, but the first Guardsman ctaches up and pulls on one leg, causing Jackie to drop down face first, but he gets a hand out and breaks his fall. Jackie trips the Guardsman by pullung his trapped leg towards him and sweeping the Guardsman with his other leg, making him fall. Jackie then tries to run away again, but this time the second Guardsman appears in front of him, still swinging his force pike. Jackie narrowly dodges the first slash, runs behind a nearby hanging rug (Don't ask how it got there- - this is a Jackie Chan movie) and promptly dives as the rug is slashed to bits by the Guardsman's kickass pike skillz. Jackie climbs up a nearby ladder but the Guardsman slashes the bottom rungs off bit by bit as Jackie keeps climbing to stay in place until eventually Jackie is only a couple meters off the ground and there's no more ladder left. Jackie jumps off, steps off the Guardsman's head (who proceeds to briefly stagger around comically before recovering) and grabs the ladder, first swinging it into the Guardsman's hand to make him drop the pike, then lifting it up and slamming it down around his arms, trapping him. But the first Guardsman gets up and tries to strnagle Jackie from behind. Jackie lifts up the ladder and brings it down over the first Guardsman's head, then slams it back to knock the gaurdsman away. Now Jackie is trapped between two Guardsmen, who are also trapped at opposite ends of a ladder. The second Guardsman kicks a piece of broken wood at Jackie, who dodges and the wood hits the first Guardsman behind him. The second Guardsman curses, hurriedly apologizes, then kicks another piece of wood at Jackie. Jackie dodges again and the wood hits the first Guardsman (again). This time the first Guardsman pushes the ladder up over his head and swings it at Jackie. The second Guardsman, who cannot free himself, immediately gets it and swings the long ladder at Jackie trying to hit him. Jackie rolls aside but is immediately confrointed by the first Guardsman, who uses all sorts of flashy kung fu move sn Jackie. Jackie blocks and parries, then suddenly grabs the edge of the Guardsman's robes, wraps the Guardsman up like a trussed turkey, then kicks him at his friend, causing them both to collapse into a pile of used boards, knocking them both out at last.
WINNERS: The audience, because they got to see the Imperial Guards ina ction (at long fricking last)
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TrueHis Divine Shadow wrote:
The real IG is the SW IG.
In equal numbers for example 100 SW IG vs 100 IG infantry or 100,000,000 SW IG vs. 100,000,000 IG infantry, there's no argument the IG would be owned. But IoM IG never were ones to play fair.And the 40k Imperial Guard would get horribly, horribly OWNED!
I rooting for the SW IG.
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Well I was speaking in a one on one situationRubberanvil wrote:In equal numbers for example 100 SW IG vs 100 IG infantry or 100,000,000 SW IG vs. 100,000,000 IG infantry, there's no argument the IG would be owned. But IoM IG never were ones to play fair.
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