Battle: Los Angeles
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Battle: Los Angeles
Well, I went and saw the movie today, and since there's been so much hype over the reasoning for the aliens to invade, I thought I'd share that and my thoughts on the movie.
The aliens are after our water, because it exists in a liquid state on the surface of Earth.
Yes, you heard that right, and that is almost a direct quote from the movie as well. Apparently, they use the water as their fuel.
The action was good, and the military was portrayed...well. The plot, for me, sucked, and the characterization and dialogue was too dramatic. Plenty of Marine-wanking, as expected, but the whole "we are Marines, derpa-derpa-doopity-der oorah!" got old after the first three times.
The aliens were interesting (at one point they actually dissect one). Their vehicles seemed to be a combination of hovercraft and limbs. Their aircraft were cool, and I'm glad to see they went some other way than anti-gravity/inertia doohickey when it came to their propulsion, and instead went with some sort of micro-jet system. The dues-ex at the end wasn't quite as bad as it could have been. But the whole idea of a single, ad-hoc, combat-weary Marine squad being dropped behind enemy lines, who then proceeding to infiltrate the main enemy command hub, was a bit unrealistic.
On the whole, it's a good action movie, but I wouldn't watch it again unless I specifically wanted a military fix.
The aliens are after our water, because it exists in a liquid state on the surface of Earth.
Yes, you heard that right, and that is almost a direct quote from the movie as well. Apparently, they use the water as their fuel.
The action was good, and the military was portrayed...well. The plot, for me, sucked, and the characterization and dialogue was too dramatic. Plenty of Marine-wanking, as expected, but the whole "we are Marines, derpa-derpa-doopity-der oorah!" got old after the first three times.
The aliens were interesting (at one point they actually dissect one). Their vehicles seemed to be a combination of hovercraft and limbs. Their aircraft were cool, and I'm glad to see they went some other way than anti-gravity/inertia doohickey when it came to their propulsion, and instead went with some sort of micro-jet system. The dues-ex at the end wasn't quite as bad as it could have been. But the whole idea of a single, ad-hoc, combat-weary Marine squad being dropped behind enemy lines, who then proceeding to infiltrate the main enemy command hub, was a bit unrealistic.
On the whole, it's a good action movie, but I wouldn't watch it again unless I specifically wanted a military fix.
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Probably should add some spoiler tags, or put 'spoilers' in the title, since you just spoiled the whole movie.
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qwertyspartasman wrote:The aliens are after our water, because it exists in a liquid state on the surface of Earth.
Yes, you heard that right, and that is almost a direct quote from the movie as well. Apparently, they use the water as their fuel.
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That's the backstory?
I mean, granted, it was a given that there would be silliness involved (it's a Hollywood alien invasion after all) but that's seriously the best they could come up with? That's something Chuck made fun of in an Enterprise episode!
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I kinda get the feeling their drones are space capable as well given the damn things seemed to be covered in verniers.. that or the aliens just love the idea of giving gravity the finger and brute forcing their way around.
Also with regards to the end (and since there's no spoiler tag yet)
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I kinda get the feeling their drones are space capable as well given the damn things seemed to be covered in verniers.. that or the aliens just love the idea of giving gravity the finger and brute forcing their way around.
Also with regards to the end (and since there's no spoiler tag yet)
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I enjoyed it. The aliens had a clear technological superiority without the 'lol you lose!' levels of something like skyline and they made it actually believable we could put up a fight. Also this particular set of invaders is is probably the closest to human military tactics we've ever seen. Hell there's one quick shot where you actually see one of them dragging a wounded comrade back to cover.
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I would have thought that the infantry drones casing would be more of an exo-skeletal body armor. They had to damn near shoot the things with half a magazine before they would go down. Spoiler
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Not a bad movie but the ending was expected. no surprises.
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Yeah, but we already knew that from the earlier "Battle: Los Angeles" thread.
I just got back from seeing it, and it kicked ass. Definitely the best popcorn movie so far in 2011, at least for me, with lots of great action. I'll probably pick it up on Blu Ray when it comes out.
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I just got back from seeing it, and it kicked ass. Definitely the best popcorn movie so far in 2011, at least for me, with lots of great action. I'll probably pick it up on Blu Ray when it comes out.
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Just got back from seeing it.
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I saw it, I liked it. It could have been better.
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SpoilerGil Hamilton wrote:Just got back from seeing it.
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I saw it and also thought it was a good popcorn movie, although they could have called it "Marines vs Aliens."
I'm probably unqualified to speculate on this, but as to the water thing: could they be separating out the hydrogen and using it for nuclear fusion? Though personally I thought it was just the news making stuff up and they really had no idea what they were talking about.
I'm probably unqualified to speculate on this, but as to the water thing: could they be separating out the hydrogen and using it for nuclear fusion? Though personally I thought it was just the news making stuff up and they really had no idea what they were talking about.
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Well they could be, but why? Hydrogen is the most abundant substance in the universe and freely available in space, no need to land on a planet and start sucking up the water.keen320 wrote:I'm probably unqualified to speculate on this, but as to the water thing: could they be separating out the hydrogen and using it for nuclear fusion?
Honestly, from the trailers I thought the aliens were some kind of Transformers like robots that came to Earth in order to use our tech to make more of themselves, incorporate them as something new and different then they would produce.
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Hydrogen makes up most of the atomic mass of the universe. Why bother getting it from us? If it weren't for the fact the movie producers specifically said "water for fuel" as their motive, there is absolutely no reason to think they'd want it for such. The universe is SOAKING in water (granted, most of it isn't liquid) and even more in hydrogen. Really, that whole thing probably can be balled up and chucked into the bin with all other paint thin motives brushed on to a popcorn movie.Guardsman Bass wrote:Spoilerkeen320 wrote:I'm probably unqualified to speculate on this, but as to the water thing: could they be separating out the hydrogen and using it for nuclear fusion? Though personally I thought it was just the news making stuff up and they really had no idea what they were talking about.
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Absolutely, but it's by far the most abundant element outside of stars as well. In astrochemistry, one of the ways we talk about the abundance of a molecule is as a ratio of that molecule to H2 abundance, because no matter what object we look at H2 is by far the most abundant thing there, so normalization to H2 makes sense. In the bodies of planets, asteroids, et cetera, it tends to be diffused off as the hydrogen dimer (very light stuff, hydrogen), but hydrogen itself is omnipresent. In everything, not just stars. In the earths crust, if you take a shovel and scoop up a kilogram of dirt, about a gram and a half of that will be hydrogen.Destructionator XIII wrote:Most of which is inaccessible since it's inside stars.
So aliens invading us for our water to get hydrogen gas is one of the more silly uses for water. The universe is soaked in both hydrogen dimer and water both, even within the solar system that you could easily get all you wanted of both without angry natives shooting at you in Santa Monica. It might not be liquid (though in some places, it will, the movie was lying on that issue), but it's free and if it absolutely must be in liquid form, the process of getting it there just involves a heat source and pressure. If you insist on temperate conditions, there are plenty of places on earth with ocean front property and few if any angry natives going ooga booga. I suppose "Battle: Easter Island" doesn't have the same ring to it that "Battle: Los Angeles" does though.
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Whats with the spoiler tags? A thread talking about a movie thats already out? Of course there is going to be spoiler discussion. Please STOP using spoiler tags. I don't want to have to manually click on every fucking post to read things.
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I quite enjoyed the film, though I came out with an unexplainable desire to join the US Marine corp. Weird, huh?
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It was essentially 2-hours of explosions. The cliched, laugh at with your friends type of movie, it was a fun experience. In terms of quality, I would say it was okay. At one point you see the married guy writing a note, I whisper to my friend, did they just foreshadow a "give this letter to my wife" scene, and approximately 70 minutes into the movie ...
Things I learned from this movie,
Everyone from New Jersey knows how to hijack cars
Veterinarians can assist when looking in the insides of aliens
Can't have a movie taking place in California without playing the song California love
Aliens go down like bowling pins, that's me paraphrasing an actual line
On a more serious note, I like shaky cam. For this movie, it kind of worked mid-action. But what the hell was that shit in the beginning when they were just talking. Why? Why did they find that necessary?
Things I learned from this movie,
Everyone from New Jersey knows how to hijack cars
Veterinarians can assist when looking in the insides of aliens
Can't have a movie taking place in California without playing the song California love
Aliens go down like bowling pins, that's me paraphrasing an actual line
On a more serious note, I like shaky cam. For this movie, it kind of worked mid-action. But what the hell was that shit in the beginning when they were just talking. Why? Why did they find that necessary?