Mass Anomolies (primeaval inspired RAR)

[The Yosemite Bear]

wormholes open up between times and Alternate Histories all over the world, within the first month Amelia Earhart lands safely, a Pilot named Nikolai Romanov lands his rather advanced "Double Eagle" fighter after shooting down and being damaged by a Draka fighter, Raptors run wild over the USA, The Bear adopts a sabertooth kitteh, Megafauna return to austrialia, and some Neanderthals show up in parts of Europe....

[Ahriman238]

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And President McCain will save us all! And the American Way of Life! unless Teddy Roosevelt beats him to it.

hmm... I don't think there's a legal precedent for having 80+ Presidents and former presidents running around claiming to be in charge.

Oh well, rather than end up in the care of someone like Andy Jackson or Joe McCarthy, I grab my rapier and hop across the pond (what, like Howard Hughes is going to bitch about a little thing like a sword?) and pledge my service to King Arthur. He'll need all the knights he can get just dealing with one session of Parliment.

Life gets a little bit more interesting, but stragely enough, no more insane then it already was.

[Alkaloid]

Life gets a little bit more interesting, but stragely enough, no more insane then it already was.

Yeah, well you wouldn't be on the continent where fucking drop bears have suddenly come back from extinction.

[Simon_Jester]

Go to the timeline where Imperial Germany conquered the British Commonwealth.

Procure spiky helmet.

Drop bear problems are now permanently solved.

[Imperial528]

Go to Red Alert, acquire Chronosphere. Use to access super-future immortality and resurrection techniques. Retrieve every genius ever.

Bring about an Age of Logic and Reason.

Profit.

[Alkaloid]

Go to the timeline where Imperial Germany conquered the British Commonwealth.

Procure spiky helmet.

Drop bear problems are now permanently solved.

Reasoning like this is why tourists get eaten.

[The Yosemite Bear]

especially since no one has remembered that while there are anomolies oening and closing all over the world now (Not just in part of England) no one really has the ability to choose when or where they lead to, much less what on the otherside might come out...

[Purple]

What we can do thou is anomaly surfing. That is to say simply jump into every wormhole we find until we run into a world that is to our liking. In my case, that would be either a 1984 world or a world where disco lasted forever.

[Sriad]

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a sequin platform shoe stamping on a human face — forever.