One versues One - Matrix and Kung-Fu Hustle

[madd0ct0r]

the One from the Matrix vs the One from Kung Fu Hustle

Neo can rewrite the rules of the Matrix (reality) around him.

The One follows the laws of Kung-Fu CartoonPhysics, which, in that film at least include a nodding acquaintance with gravity, the ability to shrug off and regenerate from damage (such as having your head flattened, being bitten by two cobras ect) at an incredible rate, and the ability to project force, most notably with the Bhuddist Palm technique.

Neo is pretty damn fast. The One is faster then the Beast who, in turn, can catch a bullet fired within 10cm of his head (admittedly, he fired the gun himself).

I think I can adapt equations for dynamic compression of soil to estimate the force of the Bhuddist Palm but I'm not sure how to quantify Neo.

Thoughts?

[Shroom Man 777]

If Stephen Chow in meatspace has enough enlightenment to actually do magic kung fu and blow up mountains, whereas all meatspace Neo can do is get his eyes gouged out and walk without a seeing eye dog, then imagine what kind of gnarly Buddhistic noble truth enlightenment awareness chakra-jitsu-fujitsu Stephen Chow can pull off inside a computer.