Darth Maul versus Jay and Silent Bob

Post by **Steve** » 2002-08-22 01:06am

I think it's obvious what new addition to my DVD collection has spurred this.

Oh well, who here things that Maul can take on the two most powerful Stoners in the universe?

"The power of the Force is insignificant next to the power of the Bong..... snootchie boochies!"

"Call me Darth Balls, BOOONG!"

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-08-22 01:41am

Well, Jay can actually eat a light-sabre beam and breathe it out as smoke, and he beat Luke Skywalker, so I'd have to say that Jay wins. Moreover, he must have outstanding recuperative powers in order to recover from a direct hit in the nuts from the Cock Knocker's giant fist, so he may also possess Wolverine's healing X-factor.

Silent Bob, on the other hand, didn't do so well. But that might have been due to reduced agility because of his weight problem.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-22 02:09am

Jay would be an excellant combatant. But don't give lunchbox the short end, he can hold his own against renegade angels and evil hockey youths. Plus he has an Orangutan.

Post by **Steve** » 2002-08-22 03:04am

Darth Wong wrote:Well, Jay can actually eat a light-sabre beam and breathe it out as smoke, and he beat Luke Skywalker, so I'd have to say that Jay wins. Moreover, he must have outstanding recuperative powers in order to recover from a direct hit in the nuts from the Cock Knocker's giant fist, so he may also possess Wolverine's healing X-factor.

Silent Bob, on the other hand, didn't do so well. But that might have been due to reduced agility because of his weight problem.

Ah, so I see you did as I recommended and watched "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-22 06:58am

I sat for about two mintues just looking at the title of this topic before finaly letting it sink in and laughing my arse off

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-08-22 05:19pm

Jay and Silent Bob are strong in the Force, which is exactly why someone must create a Silent Bob skin in Jedi Knight 2!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-08-23 02:01am

Silent Bob, on the other hand, didn't do so well. But that might have been due to reduced agility because of his weight problem.

Don't sell him short. He did kill Azareal after all. And he was wupped on the Three Bladers of the Apocolypse pretty good. And how cld you forget all his antics Mallrats. He and Jay took on the only mallcop with two confirmed kills! Plus he can use the force. Give him time and he could be another Luke Skywalker.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-08-23 02:02am

Silent Bob, on the other hand, didn't do so well. But that might have been due to reduced agility because of his weight problem.

Don't sell him short. He did kill Azareal after all. And he was wupped on the Three Bladers of the Apocolypse pretty good. And how cld you forget all his antics Mallrats. He and Jay took on the only mallcop with two confirmed kills! Plus he can use the force. Give him time and he could be another Luke Skywalker.

Post by **Steve** » 2002-08-23 02:51pm

Well, Jay didn't really eat a light-saber (bongsaber) beam. Remember, he turned off that one portion and then took a hit from it. After all, he is a Stoner, and they use the Bong side of the Force, so this was necessary to really get him powered up.

And Bob did pretty well in his somersault off of that ladder, just that Luke, er, "Cock Knocker" managed to knock him back onto that, um, twirly thingy, where Jay promptly made his bitchin' pimp entrance.

You ought to listen to the commentary track that came with the DVD during this part.