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Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-07-24 11:51am

http://www.eviloverlord.com/parodies/

Bob The Great · Post by **Bob The Great** » 2002-07-24 01:05pm

ROTFLMAO!

That was perfect.

"Chekov (excitedly): Comrade Scott! My sensors indicate an approaching Romulan wessel. It is trawelling straight for us and moofing wery fast. I vould have reported it earlier, but I had a hard time thinking of a sentence vith enough wee's and double-oo's to comically mispronounce. "

LOL

Akm72 · Post by **Akm72** » 2002-07-24 01:26pm

Guinan: Well, you know, in these situations my people would always just stick in a new bulb.

Picard: Too risky. We haven't completed the holodeck tests.

Guinan (rolling her eyes): Okay. Then maybe someone could find a temporary way to brighten the mood.

Picard: Excellent suggestion. Mr. LaForge, start an investigative team on it right away.

LaForge: Uh, actually, we've had two teams working on it independently ever since the possible need arose. We could rechannel the pulse energy conduits into the magnetic containment units and through use of the focusing generator coil materialize a small self-contained warp bubble in the area of the missing bulb. If we apply torque with a charge from the matter/anti-matter absorption chamber, the warp bubble will spin and theoretically generate a modified light spectrum similar to that of the defective bulb. Alternatively, we could put in a few ferns to liven up the place.

Picard: Do as you think best, Mr. LaForge.

LaForge: Right. (touching communicator) LaForge to Engineering. Send Yang and her team to start work on the pulse energy conduits.

Damn funny!

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-07-24 02:09pm

Akm72 wrote:
Guinan: Well, you know, in these situations my people would always just stick in a new bulb.

Picard: Too risky. We haven't completed the holodeck tests.

Guinan (rolling her eyes): Okay. Then maybe someone could find a temporary way to brighten the mood.

Picard: Excellent suggestion. Mr. LaForge, start an investigative team on it right away.

LaForge: Uh, actually, we've had two teams working on it independently ever since the possible need arose. We could rechannel the pulse energy conduits into the magnetic containment units and through use of the focusing generator coil materialize a small self-contained warp bubble in the area of the missing bulb. If we apply torque with a charge from the matter/anti-matter absorption chamber, the warp bubble will spin and theoretically generate a modified light spectrum similar to that of the defective bulb. Alternatively, we could put in a few ferns to liven up the place.

Picard: Do as you think best, Mr. LaForge.

LaForge: Right. (touching communicator) LaForge to Engineering. Send Yang and her team to start work on the pulse energy conduits.

sounds right about ST would change a light bulb.

Raziel · Post by **Raziel** » 2002-08-27 03:28am

LMAO!!! All were perfect!

Be sure to check out the "The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord", only a short scroll down the page.

Fun for all! See if you can spot all the movie references!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-08-27 04:49am

Raziel wrote:LMAO!!! All were perfect!

Be sure to check out the "The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord", only a short scroll down the page.

Fun for all! See if you can spot all the movie references!

Yeah, that and its companion piece that add more things to it is great. There are a lot of sci-fi and SW specific references in there.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-27 08:21am

Indeed

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-08-28 05:23am

you really should also check out the Revolutionary list, its in the back of the latest Knights of the Dinner Table I think.